British Comedy Guide

Dirty bitch cheat

Woke up this morning and my momma was gone
Ooh wee dirty dirty bitch cheat
Ooh wee dirty dirty bitch cheat

Where's your momma gone
(Where's your momma gone)
Ladies doing bird
Ladies doing bird)
Where's your momma gone
(Where's your momma gone)
Far far away
Where's your poppa gone
(Where's your poppa gone)
He's a cheating turd
He's a cheating turd
In the jail for the males
In the jail for the males
Feeling scared anus unprepared there...

REFRAIN

REPEAT REFAIN

REPEAT REFRAIN AGAIN

Where's your momma gone
(Where's your momma gone)
Lady doing stir
Lady doing stir
Wished he'd drowned
Wished he'd drowned
In the sea

[begin fading]
Where's your poppa gone
(Where's your poppa gone)
Venezeula no way sir
Venezeula no way sir.
Where's...

Ooh wee dirty dirty 'bump' cheat!

Aagh my shame floats back up like garbage on the coast!

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