Morrace
Sunday 27th July 2008 11:54pm
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Quote: Blenkinsop @ July 27 2008, 5:29 PM BST
Maybe part of a running gag
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EXT - A RAILWAY STATION SOMEWHERE IN BAVARIA 1943 - DAY
A LOT OF PEOPLE MILLING ABOUT. THERE ARE SEVERAL WELL KNOWN ACTORS DOTTED AROUND THE SCENE. JAMES GARNER, RICHARD ATTENBOROUGH, GORDON JACKSON, DAVID McCALLUM, DONALD PLEASANCE AND JAMES CAAN.
ATTENBOROUGH:
A lot of the chaps are here. Gosh if the Goons spot any of us they'll have a field day.
JACKSON:
Och! What is bloody McCallum up to? Subtle not! What a bloody arse!
DAVID McCALLUM WALKS INTO SHOT. HIS BEHAVIOUR IS FURTIVE. HE'S WEARING A SANDWICH BOARD WITH "ESCAPED BRITISH PRISONER OF WAR" WRITTEN ON BOTH SIDES. HE SPOTS AN SS OFFICER AND STARTS TRYING TO COVER HIS FACE IN A REALLY OBVIOUS WAY.
SS OFFICER:
Hey you! Yes you Tommy! Hande hoch!
McCALLUM STARTS TO RUN AWAY BEHIND SOME TRAINS THAT ARE STANDING STATIONARY IN THE STATION. A MACHINE GUN SOUNDS AND HE FALLS TO THE GROUND FATALLY WOUNDED.
ATTENBOROUGH:
Bollocks!
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Sorry, Blenkinsop – Regarding one of the replies, I couldn't resist this little adjustment I made to your very funny sketch. Took the liberty of utilising your signature as well. I hope YOU appreciate it!
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EXT - A RAILWAY STATION SOMEWHERE IN BAVARIA 1943 - DAY
A LOT OF PEOPLE MILLING ABOUT. THERE ARE SEVERAL WELL KNOWN ACTORS DOTTED AROUND THE SCENE. JAMES GARNER, RICHARD ATTENBOROUGH, GORDON JACKSON, DAVID McCALLUM, DONALD PLEASANCE AND JAMES CAAN.
ATTENBOROUGH:
A lot of the chaps are here. Gosh if the Goons spot any of us they'll have a field day.
JACKSON:
Och! What is bloody McCallum up to? Subtle not! What a bloody arse!
DAVID McCALLUM WALKS INTO SHOT. HIS BEHAVIOUR IS FURTIVE. HE'S WEARING A SANDWICH BOARD WITH "ESCAPED BRITISH PRISONER OF WAR" WRITTEN ON BOTH SIDES. HE SPOTS AN SS OFFICER AND STARTS TRYING TO COVER HIS FACE IN A REALLY OBVIOUS WAY.
SS OFFICER:
Hey you! Yes you Tommy! Hande hoch!
McCALLUM STARTS TO RUN AWAY BEHIND SOME TRAINS THAT ARE STANDING STATIONARY IN THE STATION. A MACHINE GUN SOUNDS AND HE FALLS TO THE GROUND FATALLY WOUNDED.
ATTENBOROUGH:
Bollocks!
SOOTYJ WALKS INTO SHOT. HE'S WEARING A SANDWICH BOARD WITH "REFRAIN, REPEAT REFAIN, REPEAT REFRAIN AGAIN" WRITTEN ON BOTH SIDES.
ATTENBOROUGH:
(TO SOOTYJ) Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
SOOTYJ:
What's significant about McCullum?
ALL ON THE RAILWAY STATION LAUGH HYSTERICALLY
A MACHINE GUN SOUNDS AND SOOTYJ FALLS TO THE GROUND FATALLY WOUNDED.
JACKSON:
Och! What a bloody arse!
ATTENBOROUGH:
(TO CAMERA} You'd need to be familiar with or be a fan or devotee of Sootyj. Otherwise this probably means nothing.
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