AINSLEY HARRIOT IS PRESENTING A SHOW WITH GORDON BROWN, AND DAVID CAMERON.
AINSLEY
Hello and welcome to BBC's new cookery and politics show. Can't lead won't leave office. In the blue corner we have Dave Cameron, so Davey boy what have you cooked up for us?
DAVID
Well Ainsley I've made a souffle of all my serious policies, and commitments for the next 10 years.
AINSLEY
Oooh sounds lovley let's have a look.
LOOKS IN DAVID BOWL.
It's a very light souffle, infact it's nothing but hot air.
DAVID
Not quite.
AINSLEY
You're right hot air, and the faintest hint of bullshit.
AINSLEY
Now in the Red oorner Gordon Brown.
GORDON
I've got crunchies
AINSLEY
Oh dear, lets have a look.
LOOKS IN GORDON'S BOWL.
These are credit crunchies, you've had 10 years to work on them, and they're a bit hard to swallow.
DAVID MILLIBAND WALKS ON WITH A JUG
But they come with everyone's brand of custard.
AINSLEY
Birds?
DAVID
Nope David Millibrand, piss off Gordon I'm taking over.
