3 COMEDIANS ARE SITTING IN A BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF A STAGE.
COMEDIAN1
Welcome back to extreme comedy, for the commited. Now we had some complaints about us using a real dead parrot in last weeks study of The Parrot Skit.
COMEDIAN2
The poor bird, that was cruel.
COMEDIAN1
Cruel but neccesary, comedy is beyond your petty human concerns. Comedies no joke.
COMEDIAN3
Can't we just do some standup. I only signed up on this course, so I could write a bestman's speech.
COMEDIAN1
We are doing the famous Life Boat Skit, from Monty Python.
COMEDIAN2
The one about cannibalism?
COMEDIAN 1 DRAWS A REVOLVER
Yes, and one of us will be eaten, the one who can come up with the least amusing reason for them selves to live.
COMEDIAN2
Er shit, you're serious aren't you.
COMEDIAN1
Deadly.
COMEDIAN3
I just wanted to make Jim laugh, I didn't want to be best man,
COMEDIAN1
Make me laugh funny man.
COMEDIAN3
Erm hell, I'm from Otok in Coatia, which is in Sinj. So you can't eat me cos I'm Sinjed I'm burnt already.
COMEDIAN1
Quite funny, me next kill me if I don't make you laugh.
HANDS COMEDIAN 2 THE REVOLVER.
COMEDIAN 1
You shouldn't eat me because, you'd crimp my style and I'm an expert crimper.
COMEDAN 2
I hate the Mighty Boosh.
SHOOTS COMEDIAN 1
COMEDIAN 3
Damn you killed him. There were 6 weeks left, and we never covered gag writing, or standup. We just killed thing.
COMEDIAN 2
These courses are such a gip, I'm never studying with the Electric Louse again.