2 POLICE MEN ON STAGE WITH A POLICE DOG.
PC1
Right we're bringing down Harry the Bastard, he's right a vicious git. He raped, murdered, and ate 10 victims.
PC2
No PC he did that to all 10 victims, but in reverse order. Good thing we got the police dog.
A SENIOR POLICE OFFICER WALKS ON.
SP
Hold it right their officers, haven't read your new sensitive policing guide lines? Harry the bastard maybe a psychotic, cannibal, rapist, but he might be scared of dogs. I bet you haven't even done a risk assessment.
PC1
No sir, we'll just have to use our truncheons.
SP
No way are you waving phallic objects at a suspect, he'll sue us for calling him gay. And take your helmets off, he might not have been breast fed and could find them intimidating.
PC1
What is the world coming to, no dog, no truncheon, and no bloody hat. Come back Dixon all is forgiven.
PC2
Well can we take some shooters then?
SP
Can't see why not, just remember.
ALL 3 TOGETHER
He looked like a Muslim suicide bomber, in a thick coat, that's why I shot him