Glasogw East

3 ANGRY SCOTS MARCHING ACROSS THE STAGE WAVING FLAMBARDS, AND PUSHING PRAMS.

SCOT1

Boo death to the scum bag, cut his Boabie off.

SCOT2

Are we going to kill Doug Wheeler, the evil drug dealer? Him was selling baby milk powder with heroin in it?

SCOT1

A worse bastard.

SCOT3

Siddly Diddler the Kiddy Diddler, him that had an icecream van. Where all the cornettos had rohypnol, and the fudge fingers were unmentionable.

SCOT1
No a worse bastard.

SCOT2

But who could be worse, than those 2 monsters? Radovan Karadic, Herr Fritzell, Alex Ferguson?

SCOT1

No father Friendly.

SCOT3

The nicest priest in all East Glasgow, the Scottish Dali Llama, the nicest person to..

SCOT1

Aye him, he voted Labour.

SCOTS 1+2

Get the evil bastard.

Just one question - Where is "Glasogw"?

Sigh I can't change thread titles can I?

Quote: Griff @ July 25 2008, 1:56 PM BST

I was going to say "please can this one not be about kiddy fiddlers" but then I thought "no, there's no way even Sooty can get kiddy fiddlers into this story". Live and learn, I guess.

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Hey that was one line, that was germaine to the skit!

I don't know what a flambard is and why they're pushing prams?

A flaming torch ala Frankesntein movies.

Prams was because everytime a bunch of chavs burn out a peadetrician, man called Peter what ever.

They always bring their nippers in prams.