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C**ts.
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I'll look it up.
Quote: Gavin @ July 27 2008, 12:04 AM BSToh my god. I'm becoming Chapman.
Only one thing for it
Leader of the BNP.
When I grow up, I'm gonna be Jem.
Being a guest on Have I Got News For You would be great, as long as Boris Johnson was hosting it. But that's not really a job, is it? Hmmmm....
I've just applied for a job at Subways as a sandwich artist
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 1 2008, 12:59 AM BSTWhen I grow up, I'm gonna be Jem.
Is that Samantha FOx?
Quote: Leevil @ September 3 2008, 1:34 PM BSTI've just applied for a job at Subways as a sandwich artist
HAhahah! Couldn't be a better job for you. 
Quote: Leevil @ September 3 2008, 1:34 PM BSTI've just applied for a job at Subways as a sandwich artist
Is this masterpiece yours?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 1 2008, 12:59 AM BSTWhen I grow up, I'm gonna be Jem.
When I grow up I want to be a Tiger.
I wanna be a Squizzel.
I prefer Swizzels.
HUZZAH!
Quote: Aaron @ September 3 2008, 2:58 PM BSTI prefer Swizzels.
That's exactly what I said it reminded me of!