British Comedy Guide

Scary eye brow

LK (LORRAINE KELLY) IS PRESENTING HER SHITTY SHOW, WITH RADOVAN KARADIJC (RK)

LK

Hello and welcom to LK today with our new homeopathic healer, and healthe guru Radical Carrot Sticks.

RK

Hello UK TV watchers, and Bosnian scum.

LK

Ok Mrs Bungalow of Dorset is suffering from colitus, and an inflamed anus.

RK

She needs to ethnically cleanse her colon, I mean cleanse her colon.

LK

And Mrs Lumpton of Rye has very large intimidating eyebrows.

RK

Scary-eye-brows? Shell them, pour fire and death upon Sarajevo till even the rats who feast on the corpses are dead, kill......

2 POLICE OFFICERS DRAG RK AWAY.

POLICE1

Now Lorraine what have we told you about hiring escaped war criminals as gurus?

LK

Sorry officer won't do it again.

POLICE AND RK LEAVE.

LK

Coming up next house painting with Adolf Hitler. He been trying to mix glosses, and he's going to talk about his final solution.

Another great idea. The last line of dialogue is excellent. And I like LK's mispro of his name.

Thanks I always rate your feedback.

Really good. One of your best for a while.

Bungalow and Lumpton are great names. I'd have shied away from the inflamed anus, but I know you've had some success with your more scatological stuff.

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