LK (LORRAINE KELLY) IS PRESENTING HER SHITTY SHOW, WITH RADOVAN KARADIJC (RK)
LK
Hello and welcom to LK today with our new homeopathic healer, and healthe guru Radical Carrot Sticks.
RK
Hello UK TV watchers, and Bosnian scum.
LK
Ok Mrs Bungalow of Dorset is suffering from colitus, and an inflamed anus.
RK
She needs to ethnically cleanse her colon, I mean cleanse her colon.
LK
And Mrs Lumpton of Rye has very large intimidating eyebrows.
RK
Scary-eye-brows? Shell them, pour fire and death upon Sarajevo till even the rats who feast on the corpses are dead, kill......
2 POLICE OFFICERS DRAG RK AWAY.
POLICE1
Now Lorraine what have we told you about hiring escaped war criminals as gurus?
LK
Sorry officer won't do it again.
POLICE AND RK LEAVE.
LK
Coming up next house painting with Adolf Hitler. He been trying to mix glosses, and he's going to talk about his final solution.