I would never be (and haven't a hope of becoming 
) a slag!
Tara for a bit Page 5
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 26 2008, 5:14 PM BST
What's wrong with being a Welsh comedy writer/performer?
I thought it might get construed as such!
Quote: David Chapman @ July 26 2008, 5:16 PM BSTWhat's wrong with being a Welsh comedy writer/performer?
In this case, not actually being funny.
I'm sure SlagB can teach SBF the art of hamming it up in front of a camera.
We'd love to offer you a honorary slaggette title but you'd only go and become the famous one, quit the slaggs, and then write shocking exposes about us.
She'd tell all. About SlagB and the penguin and your collection of pieces of dead skin from celebrities you stalk.
Did I say too much?
Bye!
I honestly thought this thread was going to be about someone called Tara.
So.. does she do a big bit?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 26 2008, 10:49 PM BSTShe'd tell all. About SlagB and the penguin and your collection of pieces of dead skin from celebrities you stalk.
Did I say too much?
I would never do that!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 26 2008, 10:49 PM BSTShe'd tell all. About SlagB and the penguin and your collection of pieces of dead skin from celebrities you stalk.
It's amazing how much Robbie Williams dandruff can fetch on eBay. It's so lucrative, I break into his house each week to replace all his 'Head and Shoulders' with pancake batter.
The penguin is more concerned about being discovered with us than we are.
The llama wasn't. It's already sold its story to news of the world.
The pictures were a bit too graphic for my taste!