Quote: DaButt @ May 22 2009, 3:29 PM BSTWhy keep a broken toilet?
You just never know when scrap porcelain will shoot back up in the market.
What can you see from your nearest window? Page 6
A wall with its own window. Beyond that window, a wall.
Quote: Curt @ May 22 2009, 3:33 PM BSTYou just never know when scrap porcelain will shoot back up in the market.
Hammer + porcelain = stress relief + neighborhood beautification.
Quote: DaButt @ May 22 2009, 3:39 PM BSTHammer + porcelain = stress relief + neighborhood beautification.
Anyone got a hammer they can lend me?
Quote: Loopey @ May 22 2009, 3:41 PM BSTAnyone got a hammer they can lend me?
Who doesn't own a hammer?
Quote: Curt @ May 22 2009, 3:41 PM BSTWho doesn't own a hammer?
The wife of a builder, who is always losing or breaking his!
Quote: Loopey @ May 22 2009, 3:42 PM BSTThe wife of a builder, who is always losing or breaking his!
My God your husband must be a strong man! "I'm sorry honey, we're going to have to mortgage the home again, I went through 30 hammers just this week alone".
You poor people 
Quote: Curt @ May 22 2009, 3:49 PM BSTMy God your husband must be a strong man! "I'm sorry honey, we're going to have to mortgage the home again, I went through 30 hammers just this week alone".
You poor people
Yes, he is very strong and we are very poor. He gets through a lot of tools. Burnt out drills, blunt chopsaws, nail guns with broken spring loaders....
Warehouses and factories, mainly. Some trees, some scaffolding and the occasional bus.
Lots of trees, and a train just went by.
My neighbour having a cheeky fag on my drive because he doesn't want his missus to see him. (He's supposed to be giving up).
BONUS UPDATE: He's in his socks and just stood on some sharp gravel. :-)
Women putting on bras, obviously.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 22 2009, 3:07 PM BSTLincoln's Inn Fields, WC2.
Oooo. What do you do, praytell? 
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 22 2009, 3:22 PM BSTTwo dogs having sex, strangely arousing!
Quote: Loopey @ May 22 2009, 3:32 PM BSTIt was only taken out yesterday, no time to get rid of it. Anyone want it?
Someone's had Prescott round for tea.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 23 2009, 2:25 PM BSTLots of trees, and a train just went by.
Mainline or Tube?
Mainline. 
Not as interesting. Although I still feel the need to ask what line it is?