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Most scared you have ever been?

My atempt at a mundane thread to join the others... what's the most scared you've been?

Every time I look in the mirror.

(Sorry zooo.)

No, erm. I dunno. *scratches head*
With all of these threads, I'm fast coming to the realisation that I don't "do" emotion.

Fear is for the fearful.

Quote: Gavin @ July 23 2008, 12:34 AM BST

Fear is for the fearful.

Fear used to play for Wimbledon.

Fear Is A Man's Best Friend - John Cale

Me walking home from a nightclub along the beach in Blanes Spain and a dog snarling at me whilst foaming at the mouth between me and my hotel. That was pretty f**king scary.

When I was a kid and convinced myself my anus had healed over.

When I thought I'd accidentally texted a picture of my arse to Micheal Jacob instead of my missus.

When the doctor told me I was diabetic.

When I watched Zombie Flesh Eaters when I was a kid.

When I went onstage in the first band I was ever in.

When my ex told me she was leaving me.

When my car broke down in the middle of a busy sliproad on the M6 and a juggernaut almost hit me.

When I almost choked to death on a Locket.

When I was arrested for fraudulently ordering a valentine teddy bear from the previous tenant's catalogue.

When I found out my ex was pregnant.

Climbing a cliff on Kibbutz, the bus f**ked off so it was climb or walk through the desert.

I get vertigo, and it was a very narrow cliff.

Quote: Perry Nium @ July 23 2008, 2:28 AM BST

When I was a kid and convinced myself my anus had healed over.

When I thought I'd accidentally texted a picture of my arse to Micheal Jacob instead of my missus.

When the doctor told me I was diabetic.

When I watched Zombie Flesh Eaters when I was a kid.

When I went onstage in the first band I was ever in.

When my ex told me she was leaving me.

When my car broke down in the middle of a busy sliproad on the M6 and a juggernaut almost hit me.

When I almost choked to death on a Locket.

When I was arrested for fraudulently ordering a valentine teddy bear from the previous tenant's catalogue.

When I found out my ex was pregnant.

It's scary ebing you isn't it.

I once had the shits from Firday-Monday and was convicned it was colon cancer, or I was going to crap out my liver.

Quote: Perry Nium @ July 23 2008, 2:28 AM BST

When I went onstage in the first band I was ever in.

I can relate to that. I went to rehearse with a trad jazz band a friend of mine was running. It was located in a pub. I'd never improvised a note in my life and the f**king Usk Jazz Society walked in through the door. I nearly passed out.

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2008, 2:30 AM BST

Climbing a cliff on Kibbutz, the bus f**ked off so it was climb or walk through the desert.

I get vertigo, and it was a very narrow cliff.

It's scary ebing you isn't it.

I once had the shits from Firday-Monday and was convicned it was colon cancer, or I was going to crap out my liver.

Nasty. I reckon I can beat you there though - I once didn't have a shit for almost two weeks, during a period of total alcohol abstinence. When it finally came out it was like a submarine that refused to submerge. My missus went into the toilet and shouted angrily "What's with Brown October?!"

Still makes me laugh to think of that now.
:D

When I was very young, I don't remember exactly why, but I was convinced there was a man who came round to your house with some scissors and cut your willy off. I can remember hiding behind the sofa, really shit scared, whenever someone I didn't know came round to the house. Incidentally, I found the most enormous toe nail while I was behind there once. Seriously, it was like a boomerang!

LOL and kudos to your missus.

Having worked in care homes, shelters etc for years, I am the Bruce Lee of unblocking toilets.

Lived in a flat share that was more of a collective for a year, and the feircest arguments were over people abandoning their unloved brown babes.

Appropriately enough girls usually.

Quote: ian_w @ July 23 2008, 2:40 AM BST

When I was very young, I don't remember exactly why, but I was convinced there was a man who came round to your house with some scissors and cut your willy off. I can remember hiding behind the sofa, really shit scared, whenever someone I didn't know came round to the house. Incidentally, I found the most enormous toe nail while I was behind there once. Seriously, it was like a boomerang!

If you are a fellow 4 by 2, that's a fear with very good grounding in reality.

Quote: Perry Nium @ July 23 2008, 2:35 AM BST

Nasty. I reckon I can beat you there though - I once didn't have a shit for almost two weeks, during a period of total alcohol abstinence. When it finally came out it was like a submarine that refused to submerge. My missus went into the toilet and shouted angrily "What's with Brown October?!"

*actually bursts out laughing*

Quote: Perry Nium @ July 23 2008, 2:28 AM BST

When I was a kid and convinced myself my anus had healed over.

Laughing out loudLaughing out loudLaughing out loudLaughing out loudLaughing out loud

Quote: ian_w @ July 23 2008, 2:40 AM BST

When I was very young, I don't remember exactly why, but I was convinced there was a man who came round to your house with some scissors and cut your willy off. I can remember hiding behind the sofa, really shit scared, whenever someone I didn't know came round to the house.

That would indeed be pretty terrifying.

Child cruelty!

You lot are weird. And that's saying something on this site.

Quote: Perry Nium @ July 23 2008, 2:28 AM BST

When I was a kid and convinced myself my anus had healed over.

When I thought I'd accidentally texted a picture of my arse to Micheal Jacob instead of my missus.

Did you apply to the comedy college then??

:)

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