Max Moseley's favourite things

Handcuffs on wrists and slaps on asses
Bright copper chains and warm leather hoods
Max Mosley's package tied up with string
These are a few of my degenerate things

Scream sounding monies and crisp starch panties
Testicles and flayed balls and stiffened cock in poodles
Wild seig heil crys he's a loon he's a pig
These are a few of my perveted things

Girls in white dresses with black nazi sashes
Whip blow that stay on my cock and eyelashes
Silver white dildos that jam in my arse
These are a few of my despicable things

When the girl bites
When the slap stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my perverted things
And then I don't feel so bad

As usual, very good. How do you do it sooty? Maybe you should see a hypnotist to slow down the ideas a little like Paul Abbott. It's very impressive anyway.

Remove the last line, and after 'When I'm feeling sad' put in 'It's not so bad'. Scans better. *Warwick University Poet 2001*

Yes I see what you mean,

In answer to other question boring job, and restless mind.

I've actually got a none specific learning disability which means that I process ideas very, very quickly, but have a subnormal short term memory.

So my writing is in many ways a symptom of an illness.

If it's contagious, you're welcome around mine any time!