Gulp fiction
My cock's a quater punder with cheese, but in France they call it Royale with cheese. On account of the metric system.
Withnail's brown eye.
Are you the farmer? Because you ploughed my field and gave me an acre
Porn films they should have made. Page 2
Quote: sootyj @ July 22 2008, 10:03 PM BSTWithnail's brown eye.
Are you the farmer? Because you ploughed my field and gave me an acre
Knocked Up, Knocked Off, and Knocked In
Basically, a woman being shagged hard.
What-a-slut Down
A woman in a rabbit costume going down on lots of men.
Could say I'm scraping the barrell here.
Lol topstuff Nick
Top Gun
It's basically a gay porno anyway.
Michael Jackie Brown
Featuring Makaulie Kalkin
Bum and Bummer
Men bumming, and being bummed.
Four Rimmings in a Cubicle
Hugh Grant and Andie Macdowell make sweet love to strangers in toilet cubicles.
Good Willy Hunting
Three women search across the States for the best penis.
Plat-poon
Women in Vietnam platting their pubic hair and showing them to US soldiers.
The Da Vinci Chode
Men from 16th Century Italy who enjoy getting their penises out in public.
I think all my suggestions are actual Channel 5 shows.
>_<
The Jizz-head of Oz.
Antipodean oral sex musical frolic featuring the popular number " Swallow the mellow dick load"
What women really want.
A nutty, ozzy antisemite, with a big cock.
Bend her....over
Obscure Charlton Heston spanking movie
A fist full of Penises
Clint Eastwood regrets showing us how quickly he can draw one off the wrist
The new Pixar porno: WILL-E
Max Wall Eleven inches
Cheaky comic from the 50s helps clean up a post appocalytpic Earth, with his massive dinkle.
Bender Likes Beckham
Gay porn as Becks visits San Fransisco for an away match.
'Ere Y'Are
Promiscuity arife as Yorkshire invades a Chicago emergency room.
Backshaft
Firemen get it on as the city burns down.
A Fist Called Wanda
Russian magicians get it on, with John Cleese's ruffled aplomb.
Cockwise
Everything conspires against John Cheese, as he tries to get to an important gay gang-bang. With hilarious consequences.
Thrust Away
Haardman Animations jump onto the porn bandwagon featuring Douglas, the Lurpak man, as he gets oily with that penguin from The Dong Trousers
The Cocksucker Proxy
Something to do with a department store, replacing all the drama with fellatio.
Bang-Bang, Bang-Bang
A sort of James Bond-esque film with spying replaced by shagging, car chases replaced by shagging and the shagging replaced with a game of chess.
Batman Begs In
After a hard night fighting crime, all Bruce Wayne wants is to be let in to the local gay shag-house to relieve himself of all the frustration. Nobody lets him in and he stands outside, helplessly looking in as skinny, ugly men dressed as The Village People get it on.
Philadelphia
Tom Wanks for a whole movie, after a world-wide milk shortage forces a diversified approach to selling crackers.
Dan
Facesitter
Golden Shower Hawn and Sleeze Martin get it together in a nice big house.
Mousec**t
Lie-there Evans and Nathan Lay chase a woman with a small vagina around a house in order to get their cheese off.
Friday the 13 inches
Robinson Crusoe/horror porn flick.
Good horning Vietnam
Force-the shit down
Pheco-philia and rabbits in disturbing cartoon.
Grey friars blobby.
Noel Edmons dies and Mr Blobby won't move from his grave (it's not a porn film so sue me)
The Tragic Roundabout
Surreal French cartoon about accident black spot (another none porn damn!)
Die hard with viagra
Bruce Willis snuff porn where he ods on viagra.
The man in Pat Boon
Bigoraphy of Pat Boons gay lover.
Uncle Bukkake
Surprise, surprise! Uncle's here to... get a *big* surprise! John Candy's untimely demise gives this an unfortunate necrophiliacal twist.
Some Like It Hot Lunch
Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis dress as women and then take the whole thing just a little too far.
16 inches
The sensitive coming of age comedy we always wanted to see that hot ginger minx in.
Fehris Buehlers wank off
Frisky business
Tom Cruise, goes cruising, with out a yacht.