British Comedy Guide

Porn films they should have made.

Ever watched a film and thought that was good, but it would have been better as a porn film?

I do all the time!

How about

Forest Hump

Moma siad she was like a box of chocolates, the more you get in the sweeter it gets.

Wanker-man

Ron's just gone Burgundy.

You've already done this thread. Or someone did anyway.

The funny thing is that most of the ones you make up are actually real porno films.

Apparently...

So someone told me...

Errr

Electric Blue - Boogaloo.

Break dancing porn. That's where it's at.

I've watched porn as most of us have but the only film I sat through in it's entirety was something called 'Bangkok Connection'. It was hilarious as the star found himself in all kinds on uncompromising situations as he searches for the red suitcase he lost at the airport.

Hungcock. The Bum with the tongue.

Deja vous - what I'm getting with this thread.

A definitive list of all the funniest porn movie titles ever. These are all real.

Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Glad he ate her
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands
On Golden Blonde
In Diana Jones and the Temple Of Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can't Hump
Ocean's 11 inches
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Spankenstein
Breast Side Story
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
School of Cock
Free My Willy
Sperminator

Transformers, Transexuals with a big surprise.

I've got Edward Penishands Perry. I've also got Hung Frankenstein. They're both pretty shit, I just had to get them because of the titles (honest) *pushes box of tissues out of sight*

Ram-it-hoe

Rock-e-hard-cock

The Sperminator.

That is actually classy.

We muff dive in Dawn

The life and grime of Colonel Pimp

Apparently there's a World of Whorecraft complete with horny elves.

Reservoir Slags

A female group of gangsters botch up a jewellery store raid, and then shag their way out of prison.

Raging Balls

A man has to combat his freakishly large and growing testicles by having sex and emptying them as much as possible.

Splayed Rimmer?

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