EDD BALLS IS TALKING TO GORDON BROWN
GORDON
These SATS are a disgrace. You spent billions on pointless exams, and then the company you hired to mark them lost the papers.
EDD
Am I bovered.
GORDON
Edd this is most unprofessional.
EDD
Look at my face, bovered am I?
GORDON
Edd you can't speak to me like that.
EDD
Suck your mum.
GORDON
This is going now where. Here's a ticket to Asia, to visit the one private company doing succesful work for the gouvernment.
EDD
Hey you're not such a clart, Gordy Brown.
TAKES THE TICKETS AND WALKS OFF.
GORDON (TO THE AUDIENCE)
The Pakistani Secret Servive, they've been torturing people for us efficently for years.
GORDON DIALS HIS MOBILE
He's on the way give him the full Max Moseley treatment.