British Comedy Guide

Failure

EDD BALLS IS TALKING TO GORDON BROWN

GORDON

These SATS are a disgrace. You spent billions on pointless exams, and then the company you hired to mark them lost the papers.

EDD

Am I bovered.

GORDON

Edd this is most unprofessional.

EDD

Look at my face, bovered am I?

GORDON

Edd you can't speak to me like that.

EDD

Suck your mum.

GORDON

This is going now where. Here's a ticket to Asia, to visit the one private company doing succesful work for the gouvernment.

EDD

Hey you're not such a clart, Gordy Brown.

TAKES THE TICKETS AND WALKS OFF.

GORDON (TO THE AUDIENCE)

The Pakistani Secret Servive, they've been torturing people for us efficently for years.

GORDON DIALS HIS MOBILE

He's on the way give him the full Max Moseley treatment.

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