British Comedy Guide

Crude.

GEORGE BUSH IS TALKING TO AN ADVISER.

GEORGE

Goerges's a sad boy, I've done such a bad job as president. They're gonna give the job to a black guy.

ADVISER

This'll cheer you up we've arrested the wordls most evil man.

GEORGE

George ain't no dumby we arrested Sadam. I done jerked myself off watching his hanging.

ADVISER

Most evil European.

GEORGE

Sarkozy, but I like him, and his hot missus, I jerked...

ADVISER

No George, Radovan Karadic.

GEORGE

Radical carrot sticks, the worlds most evil European is a hippy.

ADVISER

No he was a Serb leader, he massacred 1,000s of Kosovans.

GEORGE

So we gonna hang the sunna bitch?

ADVISER

No we put him up in the 5 star Hilton prison for war criminals in the Hague.

GEORGE

Do we atleast get to steal their oil?

ADVISER

They don't have any.

GEORGE

Do we at least get to water board carrot sticks?

ADVISER

No the Hilton prison is quite plush cable tv, hot and cold running marijuana, and ensuite whores.

GEORGE

Typical every one's getting jerked off except George.

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