GEORGE BUSH IS TALKING TO AN ADVISER.
GEORGE
Goerges's a sad boy, I've done such a bad job as president. They're gonna give the job to a black guy.
ADVISER
This'll cheer you up we've arrested the wordls most evil man.
GEORGE
George ain't no dumby we arrested Sadam. I done jerked myself off watching his hanging.
ADVISER
Most evil European.
GEORGE
Sarkozy, but I like him, and his hot missus, I jerked...
ADVISER
No George, Radovan Karadic.
GEORGE
Radical carrot sticks, the worlds most evil European is a hippy.
ADVISER
No he was a Serb leader, he massacred 1,000s of Kosovans.
GEORGE
So we gonna hang the sunna bitch?
ADVISER
No we put him up in the 5 star Hilton prison for war criminals in the Hague.
GEORGE
Do we atleast get to steal their oil?
ADVISER
They don't have any.
GEORGE
Do we at least get to water board carrot sticks?
ADVISER
No the Hilton prison is quite plush cable tv, hot and cold running marijuana, and ensuite whores.
GEORGE
Typical every one's getting jerked off except George.