Most attractive comedy actress Page 19

Quote: Leevil @ May 28 2009, 10:09 AM BST

Renegade has a thing for blondes.

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Yes, and it's in my pants! Zing!

I approached this question using imperical data rather then emotional or intellectual parameters - i.e. I sacrificed personality and comedy skills in favour of who looks good in a bikini.

And whilst I could score 'dinner party' points by going for a Smack the Pony or Pulling chick, I'd rather my choices brought me a cold beer on the veranda over looking the pool dressed in a shiny sling bikini.

Quote: roscoff @ May 27 2009, 7:15 PM BST

Are you old and senile or what? Oh sorry. Anyway I heartily disagree

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I meant that Dawn would crush you!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 28 2009, 1:06 PM BST

Yes, and it's in my pants! Zing!

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What are they going to do with a sock?

Quote: Leevil @ May 28 2009, 1:12 PM BST

What are they going to do with a sock?

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Fill it with coins and use it to beat him with.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 28 2009, 1:06 PM BST

I'd rather my choices brought me a cold beer on the veranda over looking the pool dressed in a shiny sling bikini.

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You can wear what you want.

Quote: Timbo @ May 28 2009, 12:19 PM BST

I know it is wrong but I still quite fancy Pippa Heywood in Green Wing)

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Nothing wrong with that!

Ah, I didn't realise non-blondes couldn't be beautiful!

Consider me edumacated.

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2009, 2:14 PM BST

Ah, I didn't realise non-blondes couldn't be beautiful!

Consider me edumacated.

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Oops, except that Catalina from My Name is Earl isn't blonde. I put her top of my list because she is, withour a doubt, super hot.

Sally Phillips is quite sexy.

Sally Phillips is attractive, but she's not mega babe material. I think the point I'm trying to make is that proper, beautiful, super gorgeous babes are just that, unobtainabley scrumptious.

I've personally slept with more attractive women then most of the comedy actresses mentioned by the majority of posters. And that's not right!

Once again, I am dismayed at the poor standard of attractiveness in the UK. Obviously, the fact that the double standard also applies to me is neither here nor there. I ain't on the telly.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 28 2009, 11:44 PM BST

I think the point I'm trying to make is that proper, beautiful, super gorgeous babes are just that, unobtainabley scrumptious.

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And usually models. Not comedy stars!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 28 2009, 11:44 PM BST

I've personally slept with more attractive women then most of the comedy actresses mentioned by the majority of posters. And that's not right!

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In your opinion. We might think they're right dogs.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 28 2009, 11:44 PM BST

I've personally slept with more attractive women then most of the comedy actresses mentioned by the majority of posters.

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Is that a numerical thing or a comparative?

What does your mum look like, Renegade?

Quote: Badge @ May 29 2009, 12:12 AM BST

Is that a numerical thing or a comparative?

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I've worked in an industry where I've met a lot of models. Thanks to alcohol, low self esteem and bizarre father issues, I have been lucky enough to 'bat above my average' when it comes to the lady folks.

Like the prevous 'Who do you fancy' discussion, let's not make this about me but about those who dare to force themselves onto my living room television screen.

The comedy actresses I've cited as being attractive are universally understood as being total babes - if you were to walk into a bar / restaurant / club with any of the women mentioned, heads would turn.

Without their fame, Dawn French, Helen Lederer and Jessica Stevenson are mediocre at best.

I was only asking a question that you seem to have misunderstood! i.e. have you slept with more (numerically) attractive women than mentioned on this thread, or "more attractive" women than those mentioned (who probably have slept with no women at all)?