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The death, dying and dead thread Page 7

Quote: Aaron @ November 11 2009, 8:42 PM GMT

In a bizarre coincidence, I've had "death to the gypsies" spelled out in magnetic on my letters on my fridge for the past few days.

Happens to me too but a tin foil hat puts a stop to it. :D

Quote: Moonstone @ November 11 2009, 4:46 PM GMT

:) Welcome back Morrace! How was the afterlife?

Thanks, Moonstone! :)

The afterlife? Gotta get a life first!

I know that one :(

Quote: Aaron @ November 11 2009, 8:42 PM GMT

In a bizarre coincidence, I've had "death to the gypsies" spelled out in magnetic on my letters on my fridge for the past few days.

Well how about this one for amazing then:

The toilets in Germany have no water at the bottom and once I did a poo that spellt 'I' 'A' and a bit of 'N'!! True story! It's the one I tell on speed dates.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 11 2009, 11:02 PM GMT

once I did a poo that spellt 'I' 'A' and a bit of 'N'!! True story! It's the one I tell on speed dates.

Laughing out loud
Was that when you had St Vitus Dance?

Quote: SlagA @ November 12 2009, 11:26 AM GMT

Laughing out loud
Was that when you had St Vitus Dance?

LOL! The seat was a bit uncomfortable! :D
Damn it though, one of the freakiest things to ever happen to me and stupid social taboos meant I couldn't even take a picture :(

I just don't know what to say!
I really don't!

Quote: zooo @ November 12 2009, 8:29 PM GMT

I just don't know what to say!
I really don't!

'Wow' will suffice Smarmy
Maybe I discovered a new way of telling fortunes?

I'm terrified of it and keep thinking about it, only 25 and getting freaked out already

Quote: David Carmon @ January 20 2010, 1:05 AM GMT

I'm terrified of it and keep thinking about it, only 25 and getting freaked out already

On the upside, it only gets worse ;)

Great :)

Why sell your kids to gypsies? They have no money and plenty of kids on their own.

Now threatening to sell your kids to rich paedos or Angelina Jolie is a much more potent threat.

They say your whole life flashes before you just before you die.
Is this part of that flashback?

Quote: David Carmon @ January 20 2010, 1:05 AM GMT

I'm terrified of it and keep thinking about it, only 25 and getting freaked out already

Get religion. The idea of an afterlife really takes the sting out of death.

Quote: David Carmon @ January 20 2010, 1:05 AM GMT

I'm terrified of it and keep thinking about it, only 25 and getting freaked out already

I do too.

I imagine me dying all the time. My boyfriend says I'm a freak for it, but I have these "premonitions" all the time.

I'll be walking under some scaffolding and I imagine a pole falling and going straight through my head, or tripping up on a curb and my jaw smashing, and being on my bike and going over the handle bars into a lamp post.

Yes I know, very horror movie deaths but imagine having two of those a day. Ironically, I will go on to live a happy life dying in my sleep at 87.

If when the time comes I have the time to think about it, I'll probably just think about how much I'll miss my daughter and my friends even though I won't because I'll be dead and therefore oblivious.

Mark Twain said, 'I was dead for billions of years before I was born, and it didn't cause me the slightest inconvenience'

So I try to keep that in mind whilst I'm alive. We're all very lucky buggers you know. Have you seen the universe? It's f**king amazing. really beautiful. Let's enjoy it while we can. Scratchyr loves this world despite its behaviour.

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