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The death, dying and dead thread Page 2

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2008, 12:28 PM BST

:) Actually, my length is average, it's girth where I really come into my own.

Unimpressed Unimpressed Kill me....

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2008, 12:22 PM BST

Hold it around the base. I like that. :D

I know! ;)

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2008, 12:28 PM BST

:) Actually, my length is average, it's girth where I really come into my own.

You come into your own? That's quite a talent!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 12:31 PM BST

I know! ;)

You come into your own? That's quite a talent!

Please, Ellie! This is a serious thread discussing death!

At least you'll die having achieved enlightenment!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 12:34 PM BST

At least you'll die having achieved enlightenment!

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2008, 11:58 AM BST

I've always been curious as to what you'll think at the moment of death. Will it be, "Wow! I'm about to die! Cool! This is life's last big adventure!" :) Or will you think, "Oh f**k, I'm about to die. I've wasted my life contributing to lame comedy forums." :(

I'll be thinking "Gosh that bus needs to slow down a bit....."

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 2:38 PM BST

I'll be thinking "Gosh that bus needs to slow down a bit....."

If you're thinking that then you don't know you're about to die. I'm not sure what I'd want: to know the moments arived, or just go instantly, without prior knowledge.

Just one more chocolate can't do me any harm can it?

If you can't take it with you, then I'm not going.

I read an article where a Psychiatrist was saying: if the dr told you that you had 5 years to live, what would you do? And if he said you had 1 week to live, what would you do?

I'd probably go and put the telly on.

Interesting point Bad dog... If I was told I had a week left... I don't know what I'd do.

Would you tell anyone you were close to death?

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 3:12 PM BST

Interesting point Bad dog... If I was told I had a week left... I don't know what I'd do.

Would you tell anyone you were close to death?

Probably not they'd only worry.

"What does this button do?"

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2008, 11:58 AM BST

I've always been curious as to what you'll think at the moment of death. Will it be, "Wow! I'm about to die! Cool! This is life's last big adventure!" :) Or will you think, "Oh f**k, I'm about to die. I've wasted my life contributing to lame comedy forums." :(

It depends how and when you die I guess...

Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2008, 3:16 PM BST

"What does this button do?"

"I think it's about time I tried bungie jumping"

"That looks properly secured"

"I wonder what the siren is?"

You people! I try to open a deep and philosophical thanatalogical discussion and it degenerates into Christmas Cracker jokes! >_<

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