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The death, dying and dead thread Page 11

Teddy there is more to life and death than comedy, start your own 'anarchic' thread somewhere else, make your own movie on 'You Tube' expand the Teddy phenomenom on other platforms, this is your future, go for it!

I am on a f**king comedy website why should I have to go? Believe it or not I am quite happy on here (Groans ring out)

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ August 27 2011, 10:13 AM BST

Not in the slightest, if I was was on Morbidmessages.com I would understand it, this is supposed to be a f**king comedy site!

The clue is in the forum heading 'general discussion.' It's not compulsory for every topic or post to be hilarious or for everyone to be interested in the same thing.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ August 27 2011, 10:27 AM BST

Given that your avatar is a comedy cartoon character and that this site is called 'The British Comedy Guide' I was rather hoping for a bit of f**king fun.
Instead all I get half answers and f**king Buddhist phrases!

Perhaps you would benefit from joining in with the fun threads and keeping out of those that don't interest you.

I can only apologise I must have been at the shops when they made you the f**king Site manager!

Perhaps you're not so comedic as you thought, maybe a more subtle format would suit your 'individual' type of humour, I call it 'black' Teddy, perhaps a tad too sardonic for Us on here? Surely there must be a 'Goth' website you might enjoy more than this one?... do try, you will be welcomed with open arms.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ August 27 2011, 11:00 AM BST

I can only apologise I must have been at the shops when they made you the f**king Site manager!

I'm pleased to say I have never been made a f-ing anything, but don't worry about missing out, we haven't had the Site Manager Award ceremony yet. I'm sure you will get an invite. It's a black tie do but if that's too serious for you feel free to turn up in a clown costume.

I don't do visual gags so I'll come in my Everton top, will you be getting a high vis vest and hard hat to wear when your on duty?

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ August 27 2011, 11:11 AM BST

I don't do visual gags so I'll come in my Everton top, will you be getting a high vis vest and hard hat to wear when your on duty?

We won't know who wins until the event so you should probably bring your vest and hard hat too.

I can't, Bob the f**king Builder robbed my gear after I let him sleep on my couch following a three day bender!

Perhap you're not so comedic as you thought, maybe a more subtle format would suit your 'individual' type of humour, I call it 'black' Teddy, perhaps a tad too sardonic for Us on here? Surely there must be a 'Goth' website you might enjoy more than this one?... do try, you will be welcomed with open arms.

No I'm funny, I have no doubts that may sound conceited but its true.

:D Don't post to Teddy ruins my response !! if any...

For someone who's so keen on 'fun' threads you f**king complain a lot.

Zooo why the vitriol? never known it before from you to other posters? you seem to save it for me if you don't believe look back .

I feel hurt.

I swear at everyone eventually, please don't feel special.

Everyone? I've been left out. (Sulks for a split second) Swear at me! Me! Me!

You... bloody... ooh, you!

Couldn't summon it up. Will try again later.

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