I've always been curious as to what you'll think at the moment of death. Will it be, "Wow! I'm about to die! Cool! This is life's last big adventure!" 
Or will you think, "Oh f**k, I'm about to die. I've wasted my life contributing to lame comedy forums." 
If I have enough time to think while I'm dying, all I'm going to worry about is how my mum's going to cope without me. I'm her best friend and I don't think she would cope.
I don't think I've wasted my short life, so I don't have any regrets. Dying is something that's going to happen, and although it scares me shitless... I accept that it's going to happen.
I'll probably be thinking, this was a bad idea........can someone please get me down.......and take this orange out of my mouth.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 12:10 PM BSTIf I have enough time to think while I'm dying, all I'm going to worry about is how my mum's going to cope without me. I'm her best friend and I don't think she would cope.
Save yourself this worry by killing your mom first. 
Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 12:10 PM BSTIf I have enough time to think while I'm dying, all I'm going to worry about is how my mum's going to cope without me. I'm her best friend and I don't think she would cope.
I don't think I've wasted my short life, so I don't have any regrets. Dying is something that's going to happen, and although it scares me shitless... I accept that it's going to happen.
Er, Ellie, is there something you haven't told us?
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2008, 12:11 PM BSTSave yourself this worry by killing your mom first.
Problem solved!
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 22 2008, 12:11 PM BSTEr, Ellie, is there something you haven't told us?
I'm hoping I'm talking a good 60 years or so ahead of time.
Nothing is threatening my life at the moment. *touch wood*
Ellie, what makes you so sure your mum will be around then?
Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 12:13 PM BSTNothing is threatening my life at the moment. *touch wood*
Whose "wood" is it you're touching now?
Quote: Aaron @ July 22 2008, 12:15 PM BSTWhat makes you so sure your mum will be around then?
Aaron, that's tantamount to killing Ellie's mum yourself.
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2008, 12:16 PM BSTWhose "wood" is it you're touching now?
Any she can get near enough.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 22 2008, 12:16 PM BSTAaron, that's tantamount to killing Ellie's mum yourself.
Well she's already comitted enough crimes against humanity to warrant it.
committed*
I'd probably think..."I knew I shouldn't of fiddled with the Large Hadron Collider."
Quote: Aaron @ July 22 2008, 12:15 PM BSTEllie, what makes you so sure your mum will be around then?
I don't... but if she is.
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2008, 12:16 PM BSTWhose "wood" is it you're touching now?
Yours.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 12:21 PM BSTYours.
Hold it around the base. I like that. 
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2008, 12:22 PM BSTHold it around the base. I like that.
Yours is long enough to divide into seperate parts an name them. Shitting hell 
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 22 2008, 12:26 PM BST
Actually, my length is average, it's girth where I really come into my own.