ALAN SUGAR, AND RICHARD BRANSON.
ALAN
Blimey I'm sure to be named business man of the year. I talk about my arse all the time, and point at things, I'm a shoe in.
RICHARD
Of course I'm a billionaire, and look like a 4th Beejee.
ALAN
Yeh but my beard is bushier.
VO
And the winner is General Pervez Musharrif.
MUSHARRIF WALKS ON
ALAN
How the bloodyh hell did you win?
MUSHARIF
Easy I shelter Al Quaeda, and torture them for money, I sold nuclear technology to every one, and then got paid to help find it.
RICHARD
Clever bastard, where's theres a terror threat you've got the winning bet.
ALAN
Yeh but he hasn't got a beard.