British Comedy Guide

Pakistan.

ALAN SUGAR, AND RICHARD BRANSON.

ALAN

Blimey I'm sure to be named business man of the year. I talk about my arse all the time, and point at things, I'm a shoe in.

RICHARD

Of course I'm a billionaire, and look like a 4th Beejee.

ALAN

Yeh but my beard is bushier.

VO

And the winner is General Pervez Musharrif.

MUSHARRIF WALKS ON

ALAN

How the bloodyh hell did you win?

MUSHARIF

Easy I shelter Al Quaeda, and torture them for money, I sold nuclear technology to every one, and then got paid to help find it.

RICHARD

Clever bastard, where's theres a terror threat you've got the winning bet.

ALAN

Yeh but he hasn't got a beard.

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