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Even less subtle.

GRAMS BLUE PETER THEME

MAHMOUD ALMAJILABAD, A WOMAN IN A BURKHA, AND A DOG ARE SITTING ON A SOFA.

MAHMOUD

Hello and welcome to Blue Jihad, I'm all round funster and President Mahmoud Ahlmajabilad.

WOMAN

And I'm.

MAHMOUD

A whore for appearing on telly, with your nose showing, take her away.

SHE IS DRAGGED OFF.

MAHMOUD

And now we'll show you how to take of your dog, hey Osama Bin Shep.

HE PETS IT, THEN SHOOTS IT.

Take that you unclean animal.

ANOTHER MAN WALKS ON

MAHMOUD

Ahh Osama bin John Lesley what have you been upto?

OSAMA

Not raping any one, that's for sure.

THEY BOTH LAUGH.

OSAMA

I've been trying to build an atomic bomb. But those pesky UN inspectors keep getting in the way.

MAHMOUD

Fourtunately here's one I bought from Pakistan earlier.

I like it! he he good stuff!

For you I amy bump it's ancient predecessor.

Thanks.

Why don't more people make fun of this badly dressed, barking mad loon.

He's a blacksmith, with a "Phd" in traffic management.

I could take the piss from him all day, and not feel a trace of guilt.

In Treason as Blue Jihad2 currently

July? July???

I don't care I get paid anyway.

The audience loved Osama Bin John Lesley.

Did you send it in July and they used it now, or did you write it in July and send it now...?

Cool sketch.
I loved this bit:

OSAMA

Not raping any one, that's for sure.

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