GRAMS BLUE PETER THEME
MAHMOUD ALMAJILABAD, A WOMAN IN A BURKHA, AND A DOG ARE SITTING ON A SOFA.
MAHMOUD
Hello and welcome to Blue Jihad, I'm all round funster and President Mahmoud Ahlmajabilad.
WOMAN
And I'm.
MAHMOUD
A whore for appearing on telly, with your nose showing, take her away.
SHE IS DRAGGED OFF.
MAHMOUD
And now we'll show you how to take of your dog, hey Osama Bin Shep.
HE PETS IT, THEN SHOOTS IT.
Take that you unclean animal.
ANOTHER MAN WALKS ON
MAHMOUD
Ahh Osama bin John Lesley what have you been upto?
OSAMA
Not raping any one, that's for sure.
THEY BOTH LAUGH.
OSAMA
I've been trying to build an atomic bomb. But those pesky UN inspectors keep getting in the way.
MAHMOUD
Fourtunately here's one I bought from Pakistan earlier.