Please bear with me whilst I result with my song writing demons.
David Cameron and Gordon Brown Sing I can do anything.
Anything you can do,
I can do righter.
I can do anything
Righter than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can be
I can be nastier.
Sooner or later,
I'm nastier than you.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!
I can stop incapacity
With a single vote quick.
I can get job seekers
With a wheel barrow
They can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
Generous prat!
Any vote you can reach
I can go hlower.
I can stink anything
lower than you.
No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Anything you can sell
I can sell cheaper.
I can sell anything
Cheaper than you.
PFI's bent?
It's bent! Very bent?
Plenty bent! No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say harsher.
I can say anything
Harsher than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can tax my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can tax it quicker
And gets even sicker!
I can close any debate.
Without bein' caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought--
you crook!
Any vote you can hold
I can avoid longer.
I can avoid any vote
Longer than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Anything Thatch can wear
I can wear better.
In what she wore
I'd look better than you.
In her pearls?
In her bra! In my shoes?
In her twat No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, I HAVE!
Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can tax a gerbil.
I can wear her girdle.
I can tax a sweater.
I can fill her better!
I can do most anything!
Can you fake a lie? No.
Neither can I.
Anything you can sing
I can swing sweeter.
I can swing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)