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haha poor Gary Oldman. These roles must be giving him a complex.
Producer 1"We need someone who can scare people and at the same time scar children for life"
Producer 2 "Is Tim Curry available"?
Producer 1 "No"
Producer 2 "Walkin?"
Producer 1 "Said he's not interested"
Producer 2 "Call Oldman"

Laughing out loud Christopher Walken! He would make a good Freddy Kruger.

Quote: Curt @ March 14 2009, 5:46 PM GMT

OH! Zooo our nightmare is being reborn eh?
It's been announced that they are remaking 'IT' as a feature film.
But really can anyone top Tim Curry's Pennywise?

I knoooooooooow!

No one could ever make a clown more scary than Tim Curry's.
Seems kind of a(nother) pointless remake.

Hollywood has no original ideas left - they're remaking Star Trek (which I have to admit to being excited about), Judge Dredd and it seems the current trend is dog movies. Again!

Quote: Leevil @ March 14 2009, 5:48 PM GMT

A genuinely horrific and twisted creation.

I can't imagine who would play IT next?

Horrific? Twisted? Sounds like I should audition.

How do you look in a red nose and baggy trousers?

Much the same as the rest of the time, I expect.

I don't think a sexy clown would work though?

Errr

;)

:D

Yay!

Laughing out loud
Nothing says sexy like surprising your girlfriend by hiding under the bed in a clown suit whispering 'everything floats down here".
I think that type of role playing might end your relationship with Zooo on the spot.

Hahaha.

Aaron would make a cute clown I think.

Quote: Curt @ March 14 2009, 10:25 PM GMT

Laughing out loud
Nothing says sexy like surprising your girlfriend by hiding under the bed in a clown suit whispering 'everything floats down here".
I think that type of role playing might end your relationship with Zooo on the spot.

*nods and smiles*

Quote: Curt @ March 14 2009, 10:25 PM GMT

Laughing out loud
Nothing says sexy like surprising your girlfriend by hiding under the bed in a clown suit whispering 'everything floats down here".
I think that type of role playing might end your relationship with Zooo on the spot.

Curt it's a well documented fact I think you are a legend, but this new material you have provided me with is truley above and beyond te call of duty

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