Naughty Pope.

THE POPE IS ADRESSING AN AUDIENCE.

POPE

It is on this day of youth, that I you're Pope would like to appologise to all the victims of child abuse carried out by members of the Catholic Church.

Including those of you, who are wining on about £23,000 not being enough compensation. I mean so a guy in a red dress touched your dinkle once or twice. Max Moseley whacked the shit out of those whores, and they only got 500 quid.

But oh no father Roman Hands gets a bit exited by some, soft skinned choir boy in a saucy set of robes? And that's all you can concentrate on, you concentrate to much. Back when I was a lad, we had camps for people who concentrated too much. When I was in the Hitler Youth we had lots of Concentration Camps!

They were (stops himself)

Erm sorry, naughty Pope. They are very saucy robes though.

Not as funny as your other recent efforts to my mind. The concentration camp bit seems a bit laboured. Still, for all I know it'd go down a storm at News Revue if they had someone who could do a good Pope impression!

I reckon you're right, wasn't too happy with it, is this less laboured?

Thanks Joel

Quote: sootyj @ July 20 2008, 6:48 PM BST

THE POPE IS ADRESSING AN AUDIENCE.

POPE

It is on this day of youth, that I you're Pope would like to appologise to all the victims of child abuse carried out by members of the Catholic Church.

Including those of you, who are wining on about £23,000 not being enough compensation. I mean so a guy in a red dress touched your dinkle once or twice. Max Moseley whacked the shit out of those whores, and they only got 500 quid.

But oh no father Roman Hands gets a bit exited by some, soft skinned choir boy in a saucy set of robes? And that's all you can concentrate on. Back when I was a lad, we had places for people who concentrated too much. We had Concentration Camps, when I was in the Hitler Youth!

They were (stops himself)

Erm sorry, naughty Pope. They are very saucy robes though.

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Yes it is better. Is this one destined for News Revue's attention then? If that's not too rude a question?

Of course, like a pig farmer providing for Walls sausages they get all my bollocks.

I'm getting more into the idea of what News Revue is all about. Not that I do anything topical. Mines just bollocks!

Have you seen the show?

It's ace.

I've seen bits of it on video. My mate Dave goes down there from time to time and knows some of the cast (maybe not the current cast, not sure). I'm in London so I'll have to get down there at some point. I do love live performance.