DAVID CAMERON IS TALKING TO BORIS JOHNSON
DAVID
So Boris are you ready for the meeting with Barack Obama.
BORIS
Why are we seeing him, I don't like darkies after that one I hired made me look silly.
DAVID
Silence nincompoop. We have a lot in common we're both interested in poor people, young people, and foreign people.
BORIS
You alright Dave, your sounding a bit socialist?
DAVID
Boris I want to force people to work, lock up all kids not at Eton, and deport any one with the cheek to look foreign. I'm not a socialist, I'm a national socialist.
BORIS
Tomorrow belongs to you my, David Camerondant.
DAVID
Yes it does.
HE MAKES A NAZI SALUTE
BARRACK WALKS ON.
DAVID
I can explain.
SUNG BY BORIS AND DAVE TO THE TUNE OF TOMORROW BELONGS TO ME
The sun on the meadow is summery warm
The Brown in the Parliament runs free
But gathered together to greet the storm
Tomorrow belongs to we
DAVE AND BORIS PUT THEIR ARMS OVER EACH OTHERS SHOULDERS
The cash in the budget is gone and it's spent
The Brown gives his votes all to me (Votes all to me)
But somewhere a glory awaits unseen
Tomorrow belongs to we
Now Dame Margaret, Margaret show us the sign
Your children have waited to see
The morning will come
When the world is mine (Cameron and Boris each point to themselves)
Tomorrow belongs to we (Cameron and Boris each point to each other)
Tomorrow belongs to we
Tomorrow belongs to we
Tomorrow belongs to we
[ADDITIONAL VERSE]
The babe shakes her tits in the Sun and sees
That Labour’s preparing to flee
But soon says the Mail, arise, arise
Tomorrow belongs to we (Cameron and Boris each point to each other
Tomorrow belongs to we