British Comedy Guide

National Socialist

DAVID CAMERON IS TALKING TO BORIS JOHNSON

DAVID

So Boris are you ready for the meeting with Barack Obama.

BORIS

Why are we seeing him, I don't like darkies after that one I hired made me look silly.

DAVID

Silence nincompoop. We have a lot in common we're both interested in poor people, young people, and foreign people.

BORIS

You alright Dave, your sounding a bit socialist?

DAVID

Boris I want to force people to work, lock up all kids not at Eton, and deport any one with the cheek to look foreign. I'm not a socialist, I'm a national socialist.

BORIS

Tomorrow belongs to you my, David Camerondant.

DAVID

Yes it does.

HE MAKES A NAZI SALUTE

BARRACK WALKS ON.

DAVID

I can explain.

SUNG BY BORIS AND DAVE TO THE TUNE OF TOMORROW BELONGS TO ME

The sun on the meadow is summery warm
The Brown in the Parliament runs free
But gathered together to greet the storm
Tomorrow belongs to we

DAVE AND BORIS PUT THEIR ARMS OVER EACH OTHERS SHOULDERS

The cash in the budget is gone and it's spent
The Brown gives his votes all to me (Votes all to me)
But somewhere a glory awaits unseen
Tomorrow belongs to we

Now Dame Margaret, Margaret show us the sign
Your children have waited to see
The morning will come
When the world is mine (Cameron and Boris each point to themselves)
Tomorrow belongs to we (Cameron and Boris each point to each other)
Tomorrow belongs to we
Tomorrow belongs to we
Tomorrow belongs to we

[ADDITIONAL VERSE]
The babe shakes her tits in the Sun and sees
That Labour’s preparing to flee
But soon says the Mail, arise, arise
Tomorrow belongs to we (Cameron and Boris each point to each other
Tomorrow belongs to we

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