A SOBBING WOMEN IS BEING INTERVIEWED BY A LAWYER
LAWYER
So he said, oo I fancy a bit of canooing drowned, disapeared. Then a month later her turns up as Rod McOdd-job the handyman, and you didn't suspect a thing?
WOMAN SHAKES HEAD.
LAWYER
Did you Darling?
WOMAN LIFTS UP HEAD, IT'S ALISTAIR DARLING.
DARLING
He was the primeminister. How was I supposed to know he was borrowing money we couldn't afford. He was my iron chancellor.
LAWYER
That's quite enough Darling.
DARLING
He was the only man I ever slept with.