British Comedy Guide

Objects of desire. Page 11

I want a grand piano. And a chicken sandwich.

I want KFC.

http://www.kfc.com/about/petition.asp

Feed the starving - nope! Save endangered species - nope. Help abused children - nope! Stop all wars - nope! Have a stamp with Colonel Sanders on it - yaaaaay! Let's do this thing!

Priorities!

:)

Absolutement!

Signed, and forwarded to the Mrs. :D

I'd like to buy an obscenely expensive bottle of vintage wine to see if they are actually THAT good.

I'd like a nice hi-fi system as well.

And some tailored clothes.

Oo, tailored clothes. Yeah. I'd like a whole makeover. In fact, cosmetic surgery to change every part of me. Sweet. :)

I have just taken up guitar lessons. Clasical style. And went to look at some classical guitars with a view to buying one at some stage. The one I loved the sound of had no central sound hole but two littler holes higher up either side of the strings. Looked a bit like an owl, very odd but sounded great. Trouble was it cost about 1300 quid.

:(

A Canon X1 or X2 miniDV camcorder.

My life is simple. For simple read: mind-numbingly crap.

I want a navy coat with golden buttons. Alas, they're not available in squirrel sizes.

Object of desire:

Peace on Earth, of course!

...oh sorry, I meant

Piece of ass

tsk! tsk!

Quote: Finck @ July 20 2008, 12:42 PM BST

I want a navy coat with golden buttons. Alas, they're not available in squirrel sizes.

Could make one!

Quote: Aaron @ July 20 2008, 12:45 PM BST

Could make one!

No, I couldn't. Could have one made, maybe. But, oh, the money.

My grandfather was a taylor and I haven't even inherited that. I own all his hats and ties now, though.

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