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DAVID CAMERON IS TalKING TO AN ADVISER

DAVID

Black man are a national disgrace, they need to take care of their kids and stop sponging off the state.

ADVISER

David you can't say that it's racist.

DAVID

No Barrack Obama said it, if you quote a Black man it can't be racist, yoou can be as racist as you like. Go on try it.

ADVISER

Erm the police should shoot black shop lifters?

DAVID

"These are people going around stealing Coca-Cola. People getting shot in the back of the head over a piece of pound cake.... What the hell was he doing with the pound cake in his hand?" Bill Cosby

ADVISER

Fabulous, but what about Caroline Spellman?

DAVID

I've got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one, Jay Z

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