Smell of Cameron.

A MAN AND A WOMAN ARE ON STAGE.

MAN

I have mega flatulence, and super BO, no one wants to be my friend. How can I cover up the stink, is there no hope?

VO

Don't worry sir. New from JML, David Cameron Bullshit.

MAN

David Cameron Bullshit?

VO

Yes David Cameron, one squirt of this oily vapour and no one will notice the stink.

DAVID CAMERON WALKS ON

DAVID

Yes with one spray of David Cameron Bullshit, I called Black people irresponsible, fat people lazy, and told women to get back in the kitchen. And no one smelt a rat, even though I'm an over privillege Etonian git.

VO

David Cameron Bullshit, you'll never notice how much something stinks till it's to late. New in Boris Johnson strength, for when something really stinks.

I quite liked this, but you might want to find more synonyms for 'stinks'. You should probably send ti to treason etc.

Another good one mate!

Saw this at Treason last night, and it went down really well, with a big round of applause.

Excelent any others of mine, thinking of Royal PFI?

Yeah, royal PFI was in there and got a good reception, though not as strong as the Cameron. I think there was at least one other I thought was yours, but can't remember what it was. There was also the Nike Air Stab one about Jacqui Smith and Gordon Brown, which I remember reading on this site, can't remember who wrote it. That was popular too. BSG seems to be taking over Treason and Newsrevue.

Next step the world!

In Treason show now

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With lazy Tory-hating jibes by the looks of it.

Big round of applause? That just means there were lots of Labour voters in the room.

The other one was about Gordy Brown.

The third one was about a German punching himself in the testicles.

Lazy maybe, but Tory hating is a mere dish on my buffet of misanthropy.

I'll be honest this one was very mcuh a response to Mark's directive on more Cameron stuff.

Much as I dislike the olegenous so and so, he's certasinly very sensibly allowing Labour to self destruct with out his help.

Suspending stamp tax, what a translucent and stupid bribe.

Brown oddly enough I really, really hate. Vain charmless ridiculous man.

Actually this was at the time very mcuh a comment on Cameron making a series of gaffs, that no one really challenged him on.

Politicians are such soft targets anyway that you are really just shooting fish in a barrel, no matter which party you 'address'.

For me topical gags pall after awhile as it's all so samey.

Nonetheless, Sooty is quite good at I think we all agree.

I thought all the skits featured were OK but then again, I'm not a topical guy.

Yuh I mean a true orignal would do skits on how smart Bush has been on somethings (missile dfences in central Europe?} the real improvements in the Conservative party.

But I'm lazy, and vain like most writers. So I give the public what the script editor wants.

e.g. Cameron is rubbish and so is Brown through the medium of nob gags.

Cheap 'aint I

Well the smarter ones I send very rarely make it.

But both of those are making the same point merely through more sophisticated means.

Quote: sootyj @ August 11 2008, 12:12 AM BST

But I'm lazy, and vain like most writers. So I give the public what the script editor wants.

e.g. Cameron is rubbish and so is Brown through the medium of nob gags.

Cheap 'aint I

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If your objective is to get as many skits as possible onto NR and Treason, then I'd say you were doing your job. Nothing wrong with that objective. Maybe you'll get onto a mainstream TV topical sketch show eventually.