JML.

A WOMAN IS STANDING ON A STREET LOOKING SAD.

VO

Bothered by urban pests?

WOMAN NODS

VO

Rats, pigeons, feral cats?

WOMAN SHAKES HER HEAD.

VO

Whores?

WOMAN NODS

PAN ACROSS TO SEE STREET IS FULL OF PROSTITUTES WAVING MEN IN CARS DOWN.

WOMAN

But what can I do, I've tried putting out amonia, banging lids together, I even bought a cat.

VO

Well new from JML the scare-hoe.

WE SEE NEXT TO THE WOMAN ARE 3 COVERED OVER SCARE CROWS, SHE PULLS THE COVER OFF ONE IT LOOKS LIKE JACK THE RIPPER.

VO

In Jack the Ripper.

THE NEXT ONE LOOKS LIKE A PIMP WITH A KNIFE.

VO

Violent Pimp.

VO

And for the really persistent, new Stephen Write.

SHE PULLS THE LAST COVER OFF IT'S A SCARE CROW DONE UP LIKE STEVEN WRITE.

THE PROSTITUTES RUN AWAY.

WOMAN

Thanks JML, but what do I do about the feral hoodies in my street?

VO

New Cillit Hoodies begone.

SOME ONE HANDS HER A BIG SHOTGUN

VO

Bang and the jobless low life is gone.

Nice one!

I liked this. Only thing that bothers me (picky I know) is the Cillit ad stuck on the end. JML and Cillit bang are 2 different products, therefore wouldn't be shown in the same ad. If you changed it to a JML product then IMO it would run more smoothly. Also who is Stephen Write?

Firstly you're right, I'll chnage it to JML kapow!

and Stephen was a prostitute killing serial killer, of recent years.