British Comedy Guide

Cutting Infront

INT. A POST-OFFICE - DAY

There is quite a long queue and two men stood next to each other about halfway down. We can half see someone in a wheelchair in front of them in the line.

PAUL
John, did that guy just cut in front of us?

JOHN
Umm I think so yeah

PAUL
Does that not bother you?

JOHN
Well, yeah but look, the guy's in a wheelchair

PAUL
I'm gonna say something. It's not on

JOHN
Come on mate, leave it

Paul taps the man in the wheelchair on the shoulder.

PAUL
Excuse me yeah, but what the hell do you think you're doing cutting in front of people?

The view switches so we see the guy in the wheelchair, blood pouring from his wrists, razor blade in hand and looking a bit sorry for himself.

PAUL
If you must do that shit, do it at home. No one wants to see that

Yep, agree with Griff there. Pursue that, the current punchline is lame.

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