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Quote: PhQnix @ July 20 2008, 12:03 AM BST

In fairness most people remember rape anyway...

LOL. This is actually me right now: Laughing out loud

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 20 2008, 12:05 AM BST

LOL. This is actually me right now: Laughing out loud

I turned into a smiley once too - call a doctor, quickly.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:07 AM BST

I turned into a smiley once too - call a doctor, quickly.

How? got no hands

Voice dialing. It's what it was invented for.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:08 AM BST

Voice dialing. It's what it was invented for.

Very Posh.

I don't use my hands for anything any more. That's for common folk.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:10 AM BST

I don't use my hands for anything any more. That's for common folk.

You are an inspiration to us spud handed simpltons.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:10 AM BST

I don't use my hands for anything any more. That's for common folk.

Have you got a self-wiping arse?

Quote: David Chapman @ July 20 2008, 12:14 AM BST

Have you got a self-wiping arse?

No, I stink.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:15 AM BST

No, I stink.

agreed.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:15 AM BST

No, I stink.

See you could have saved that £1200 and spent the money on a midget in a tux who would clean your bottom and even give it a polish.

I have been hanging out with you boys waaaaaay too much.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 20 2008, 12:18 AM BST

I have been hanging out with you boys waaaaaay too much.

Have you caught PhQnix's STDs?

No but I have heard you can smash his crabs with a hammer. I'm sure he could get cream for that.

Love you really PhQnix!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 20 2008, 12:21 AM BST

Love you really PhQnix!

Atleast someone does

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 20 2008, 12:21 AM BST

Love you really PhQnix!

In my current state I that would only result in problems for you.

Quote: Gavin @ July 20 2008, 12:24 AM BST

Atleast someone does

I thought we had something special Gavin.

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