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PM Ellie

Welcome to PM Ellie.

All competitors must only send ONE PM.

Competition started at 1pm 18th July 2008 - ending 10am 21st July 2008.

Marking.

For each of the three criteria of PM marking you will recieve a mark out of 10. An average will then be worked out giving you your overall mark.

The marking criterea is awarded for
1) originality,
2) sucking up and
3) rudeness

Bonus points may be awarded for making me laugh.

Anything goes.

All marks given by Ellie are final.

If you enter... please be aware Ellie may post your PM for all to see. For humour purposes only.

Entries so far:

Ruby The Glamorous Snowdrop.
DannyJB
Perry Nium
Ian_w
Paul W
Simon Stratton
Marc P
Graham Bandage
Wayne Lewis
Frankie Rage
NickTheDon
Nil Putters
Scatterbrained Floozy
Seefacts
Stuart Laws

And for people who haven't got a clue what she's on about:

Quote: EllieJP @ July 18 2008, 12:51 PM BST

I don't know... let's have a competition.

Everyone who sends me a PM over this weekend - starting from now till Monday morning will be judged on originality, sucking up and of course rude content and I shall rule who is the winner on Monday morning 10am!

Yer that! :)

What's the prize? May I suggest, to the winner, a virtual date with Ellie :) And the runner up, an actual date with Aaron :O

That ought to get our competitive spirit in gear!

I will think of a prize.... I'm not sure anyone wuold want a virtual date with me... I'm such a sure thing...there's no mystery! ;)

I was actually talking about sex. Sigh, I guess a PM competition will have to do.

There's no humour category -

What do you call a man who gets impounded by the uk narcotics authority?

Mike O'Kane.

I just made that up. :O

There is - bonus points for making me laugh!

Cool. And I never say 'Thank you' in my PMs, would that get me rudeness points?

It might do! :P

Come on guys - I want at least a couple today! :)

Quote: EllieJP @ July 18 2008, 2:14 PM BST

It might do! :P

Come on guys - I want at least a couple today! :)

Perfection takes time.....about nine months so your mum told me Whistling nnocently

Laughing out loud

:)

*beams, because he is convinced he has just scored some extra points*

You can't start sucking up already sofa!

*blows raspberry* this is Ellie's comp and she can give points to ever she wants to so nerrr!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 18 2008, 1:23 PM BST

Anything goes.

All marks given by Ellie are final.

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