Quote: Finck @ July 17 2008, 12:03 AM BSTMaybe together we're the right size to change the lightbulbs so he doesn't have to sit alone in the dark anymore.
Please don't. I like the dark. 
Am I sad, yes or no? Page 3
Aw!
A nightlight? In the shape of a kitty?
Quote: Finck @ July 17 2008, 12:01 AM BSTI can't believe you still don't do metric.
We do.
Better to be 5'3" and seven stone, than 5'3" and 27 stone!
Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2008, 11:25 PM BSTYou could try calling Pit Bull owners homosexuals?
They don't mind being called that as much as they used to.
Quote: Jack Massey @ July 16 2008, 11:07 PM BSTI've been feeling out of shape recently, so decided to keep fit. I thought instead of spending money at a gym, why not get fit and earn some money. So I managed to get myself a hilly paper-round, which I got and started today. Now my family are taking the piss out of me for doing a paper-round at my age. What do you people think?
Talking of piss Jack, I went to the doctors today for the results of a urine test (you know about waterworks problems, Jack being an older guy like me..) anyway, I said 'how did the test go, doc?' and he said, 'fine, they've confirmed that it is piss!' arf arf
I last did a paper round in 1967 Jack and the last paper I ever delivered was to number 666 Barnsley Road.. The man who owned that house also owned the paper shop who employed me and he was called, Brian Barstard.. I kid you not!!!
Great days.. 
Older guy? He is only a few years older than me, IIRC. Not yet 30.
Quote: Aaron @ July 17 2008, 12:58 AM BSTOlder guy? He is only a few years older than me, IIRC. Not yet 30.
Anything over 19 is old now Aaron .. live with it!
Oh I don't mind being 'old'. I went straight from about 15 to 45, whilst having stopped changing in appearance at 12. He's just not older.
Of course I'm assuming that by 'older', you're going the PC route of saying OAP!
Walking is the best exercise outside of swimming you can do. If you get paid to do it so much the better.
Quote: Pete @ July 16 2008, 11:23 PM BSTYes, sad.
Pay no mind to this berk, Jack. Just imagine you're Rocky, stranded in a log cabin making do with lifting farm machinery for the big fight while Ivan Drago over here gets pumped full of expensive steroids, has his heart rate monitored by scientists and still manages to get pummeled.
Perhaps ypu could jsut listen to Eye of the Tiger, when doing day to day stuff.
Especially if you could do said things as a montage.
As somebody who makes their money by kitting out these expensive gyms with plush saunas and steam rooms, can I just state that you are a skinflint and joining an expensive gym and taking a sauna is the best thing you can do for your body
Another string to your bow?
You can never have enough strings. It's plucking them with any success I've always struggled with.
Sofa_Matt is Derek Trotter, and I claim my £5.