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Am I sad, yes or no?

I've been feeling out of shape recently, so decided to keep fit. I thought instead of spending money at a gym, why not get fit and earn some money. So I managed to get myself a hilly paper-round, which I got and started today. Now my family are taking the piss out of me for doing a paper-round at my age. What do you people think?

All the people round here that deliver the papers are adults!
Don't worry about it.

I buy my clothes at children's H&M. I'm a size 146/152. I'm 26 years old. Who's sad now?

Doesn't sound sad at all, Jack. Sounds like a great idea. You're getting paid to exercise, whilst everyone else pays through the nose to do so.

Quote: Finck @ July 16 2008, 11:11 PM BST

I buy my clothes at children's H&M. I'm a size 146/152. I'm 26 years old. Who's sad now?

What is that in English?

Quote: David Chapman @ July 16 2008, 11:17 PM BST

What is that in English?

Very, very small?

Oh yeah, and same as zooo. There's only one kid around here who makes any deliveries, and that's one afternoon a week, usually leaflets for some stupid pizza/curry place that's almost certainly rat-infested.

Quote: Jack Massey @ July 16 2008, 11:07 PM BST

I've been feeling out of shape recently, so decided to keep fit. I thought instead of spending money at a gym, why not get fit and earn some money. So I managed to get myself a hilly paper-round, which I got and started today. Now my family are taking the piss out of me for doing a paper-round at my age. What do you people think?

Run faster

Quote: Aaron @ July 16 2008, 11:18 PM BST

Oh yeah, and same as zooo. There's only one kid around here who makes any deliveries, and that's one afternoon a week, usually leaflets for some stupid pizza/curry place that's almost certainly rat-infested.

You got it wrong. It's the Chinese who eat rats!

Koreans and Pakistanis, more like.

Yes, sad.

I think it's pretty cool, you've got exercise you get paid for.

You could try calling Pit Bull owners homosexuals?

Quote: Aaron @ July 16 2008, 11:16 PM BST

Doesn't sound sad at all, Jack. Sounds like a great idea. You're getting paid to exercise, whilst everyone else pays through the nose to do so.

Exactly, I'm very economical me. I'll squeeze a pound coin so hard that the Queen's eyes has blood coming out of them.

Nope. It's a great idea.

Quote: Finck @ July 16 2008, 11:11 PM BST

I buy my clothes at children's H&M. I'm a size 146/152. I'm 26 years old. Who's sad now?

That size rings a bell.
Is it possible you are the same size I was as a very skinny 12 year old?

I think that was my Tammy Girl shop size.

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