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It's a very important porgram, as it warns kids that clowns are

EVIL ! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL ! EVIL ! EVIL ! EVIL ! EVIL ! EVIL!

Quote: SlagA @ July 16 2008, 10:44 PM BST

Funniest line in that film, after the guy takes 30 seonds of high speed gatling guns and resembles a sponge and is so dead that a career at ITV beckons, "Somebody wanna call a goddammed paramedic?"

There's an extended cut of that scene that goes on for more like a minute. He's splashed out on the table and he's still getting shot. Ribald!

Anyone ever seen a film where a voodoo guy puts a curse on a socialite's powder puff so when she uses it her cheek swells up and bursts apart with hundreds spiders? I saw it when I was a kid and it's the only film I've ever seen that I had to hit the stop button for.

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That was a really good film apart from the ending. Very disappointing.

Right, not coming back to this thread.
Bye everyone! Wave

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2008, 10:49 PM BST

It's a very important porgram, as it warns kids that clowns are

EVIL ! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL ! EVIL ! EVIL ! EVIL ! EVIL ! EVIL!

Is that because they're anti-semitic?

Poltergiest (the clown manly).
The Haunted (1991) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102007/plotsummary
The Evil Dead (except the ending, which was funny)

Quote: Aaron @ July 16 2008, 11:03 PM BST

Is that because they're anti-semitic?

No jsut plain evil, they wear makeup to get close to kids

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2008, 11:12 PM BST

No jsut plain evil, they wear makeup to get close to kids

Who? Women?

Quote: David Bussell @ July 16 2008, 10:49 PM BST

There's an extended cut of that scene that goes on for more like a minute. He's splashed out on the table and he's still getting shot. Ribald!

Anyone ever seen a film where a voodoo guy puts a curse on a socialite's powder puff so when she uses it her cheek swells up and bursts apart with hundreds spiders? I saw it when I was a kid and it's the only film I've ever seen that I had to hit the stop button for.

Voodoo Moon has such a scene, but it's quite a recent film.

Quote: David Chapman @ July 16 2008, 11:18 PM BST

Who? Women?

Clowns,

are you a clown?

Of sorts.

H R Pufnstuf, which for the little ones amongst you was a children's show that aired around 1970. But you had to have seen it when you were about 6 - and it was the only kiddies programme that should have had an 18 rating. Giant psychedelic multi-coloured puppets, a witch on a broomstick (who was probably the nicest character in the show) and a child actor who died young in real life and I'm NOT surprised: it was seriously, seriously freaky and weird. I honestly reckon a high proportion of kids from that time grew up with psychological problems thanks to that one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMq59GCaIfw

Not at all scary but what an ace 80s show that was

Quote: ian_w @ July 16 2008, 9:24 PM BST

How did Sooty get a new post straight after making the other one??? :S

I deleted mine, which was in between them.

Quote: Aaron @ July 16 2008, 11:35 PM BST

I deleted mine, which was in between them.

Cheat!

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