It seems everday I have to contend with another naff Ellie picture! Sort yourself out, girl. Also, what are you doing going out with boxers? They're hardly at the top of the gene pool. 
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Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2008, 12:23 PM BSTMy ex accidently punched me in his sleep giving me a swollen lip. It caused all sorts of problems. My friends kept pulling me aside and asking me if I was "okay" while glancing nervously at my lip.
Women are so judgemental.
Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2008, 12:27 PM BSTAlso, what are you doing going out with boxers? They're hardly at the top of the gene pool.
He probably just had a big cock. That's her criteria.
Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 12:30 PM BSTHe probably just had a big cock. That's her criteria.
I'm a shoe in, then.
I find that hard to believe from somebody who posts as 'chipolata.'
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 15 2008, 12:35 PM BSTI find that hard to believe from somebody who posts as 'chipolata.'
I'm a very ironic person.
Hahah
Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2008, 12:27 PM BSTIt seems everday I have to contend with another naff Ellie picture! Sort yourself out, girl. Also, what are you doing going out with boxers? They're hardly at the top of the gene pool.
Firstly, what on earth kind of avatar do you want from me then?
And secondly, he was my first love and I didn't know he boxed until we'd been going out for a while. Don't be so judgemental.
Thirdly, who should I be going out with? lol
Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2008, 12:36 PM BSTI'm a very ironic person.
Indeed.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2008, 1:05 PM BSTThirdly, who should I be going out with? lol
Chipolata himself.
Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 1:11 PM BSTChipolata himself.
I think he thinks I'm a bit too much of a handful. And also I'm virtually married to Roscoff...although he's been neglecting me of late. Maybe I could have a Chipolata affair.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2008, 1:23 PM BSTI think he thinks I'm a bit too much of a handful. And also I'm virtually married to Roscoff...although he's been neglecting me of late. Maybe I could have a Chipolata affair.
I tend to prefer sulky brunettes. But I'll give anything a try once.
Quote: Griff @ July 15 2008, 10:06 AM BSTI was rubbish at fighting at school and got beat up every time.
People tend not to pick on me as an adult because I'm now six foot three. The only two fights I've had in my adult life I had the best luck ever. Both times were in a pub (not the same pub), where the other guy was drunk and getting aggressive and haranguing me to the stage where there was obviously going to be a fight. So I got the first punch in on both occasions - and then various onlookers jumped in and broke the fight up, pulling the other guy off before he could hit me back, while I made a swift exit! Fantastic!
Sounds more like you've been bullying a guy down the pub, and it drove him to drink.
Ellie, if you are really looking for a man then you know you need a rugby player. Now I am unfortunatley unavailable (and way out of your league 
), but I believe I could round up a number of potential candidates.
If your man was a rugby player, what position would he play?
There was a lad at school who was in the same football team as me and we got on pretty well generally but it didn't take much for arguments to start. On this particular day he patted me really hard on the head shouting "Hello Jeremy!". This really annoyed me and I snapped and swung a right hook that sent him flying to the floor.
His mate, who was also in the team but who I disliked intensely - no good word to say about him - stopped me and said: "Don't do it - he'll murder you!" [He was a big bugger it's true]
More fool me for stopping to listen to the twat because my 'victim' then got up and hit me to the floor as well!
My only fight and it lasted two punches. It did some good though as we got on well after that...it was a cracking punch so he knew it made sense! 
I've never punched anyone.
I am quite curious as to how it all works. I'd love to have a go, but I certainly don't want to be punched back.
I guess I need to pick a fight with a paraplegic.
Ah yes, turn the other cheek and all.