This is my first script, I haven't been able to get very far and I assume its probably tripe but I may aswell post the first bit up.
BOTH MEN ARE STOOD IN DRESSING GOWNS WITH ONLY UNDERWEAR ON, LEANING OUT OF THE WINDOW
AND LOOKING ONTO THE STREET.
GRAHAM
They..look..like...............small ants.
MIKEY MAKES A SLIGHTLY AMUSED GRUNT
MIKEY
In small ant suits.
BOTH MAKE ANOTHER SLIGHTLY AMUSED GRUNT
GRAHAM
And then they all get on a small ant bus....with an ant driver.
MIKEY LOOKS OVER AT GRAHAM
MIKEY
But then one misses the bus and starts scuttling down the road chasing the bus and all the
ants are laughing at him.
GRAHAM REALISES MIKEY IS TRYING TO OUTDO HIM
GRAHAM
Yeah and then one ant pulls a gun out.....(MIKEY ABRUPTLY STOPS)
MIKEY LOOKS AT GRAHAM CYNICALLY AND THEY GET EYE CONTACT AT WHICH POINT GRAHAM QUICKLY LOOKS
AWAY AND PRETENDS TO BE LOOKING AT SOMETHING IN THE SKY, PURSING HIS LIPS WHILE HIS EYES
GLANCE AT MIKEY TO SEE IF HE'S STILL LOOKING AT HIM.
MIKEY WALKS OVER TO THE BATHROOM AND SPRAYS COPIOUS AMMOUNTS OF DEODORANT ONTO HIS BODY,
PAYING A MUCH LONGER TIME SPRAYING HIS NETHER REGIONS.
MIKEY THEN WANDERS OVER TO THE CD PLAYER.
CUT CLOSE UP TO MIKEY PUTTING A TUPAC CD IN THE SMALL CD PLAYER.
WE SEE MIKEY TURNING THE VOLUME UP AS A SMIRK APPEARS ON HIS FACE AND HIS EYEBROWS RAISE. GRAHAM SMILES WHILE STARTING TO BOB HIS HEAD AS A GHETTO SONG LOUDLY STARTS.
WE SEE BOTH MEN ARE BOBBING ON THE SPOT BEFORE BOTH START DOING "THE DICE" WHILE WE SEE THEM SMILING AT EACH OTHER AS THEY NOD IN APPROVAL. GRAHAM THEN SPOTS TWO £5 NOTES ON THE TABLE, HE PICKS THEM UP AND HOLDS THEM UP TO HIS FACE & STARTS FLICKING THROUGH THEM. GRAHAM THEN LOOKS TO THE SIDE AND CATCHES A GLIMPSE OF HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR. HIS SMILE SLOWLY DISAPPEARS AND HE STOPS BOBBING, BEFORE WALKING OFF.