And you try pulling the younger birds but they are repulsed and run away screaming. So sad. 
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That's why I'm going to spend all my pension on strippers.
Quote: zooo @ July 15 2008, 2:16 PM BSTPlus, men die sooner. Wouldn't call that ageing 'well'.
LOL.
Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2008, 2:17 PM BSTMen quit while they're ahead.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 15 2008, 2:20 PM BSTHmmm...it wouldn't be a myth if you agreed with it
. We die sooner because it's harder work for us to find our aging spouse attractive. Eventually it becomes too hard and we give up.
Quote: zooo @ July 15 2008, 2:22 PM BSTAnd you try pulling the younger birds but they are repulsed and run away screaming. So sad.
And the target audience of the Chippendales is...?
...Gay men?
*Official Results* Most attractive people on BSG (based on amount of positive responses to 'am I attractive' posts).
Aaron (10) - prbly the power
Rubes (9)
Ellie (7.5)
Chips (6)
Graham (-3)
I really should be doing some work.
Hahahaha Hilarious!
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 15 2008, 3:04 PM BST*Official Results* Most attractive people on BSG (based on amount of responses to 'am I attractive' posts).
Aaron (10) - prbly the power
Rubes (9)
Ellie (7.5)
Chips (6)
Graham (-3)I really should be doing some work.
Ha ha! I win.
(Because I didn't spend 10 minutes compiling that league table)
It's kind of worrying that there's only one girl on the list. Two, if you count Aaron.
My mistake. Two. Three if you count Aaron.
Quote: zooo @ July 15 2008, 2:47 PM BST...Gay men?
Touché!
Awfully demoralising for "normal" men, they are.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 15 2008, 3:04 PM BST*Official Results* Most attractive people on BSG (based on amount of positive responses to 'am I attractive' posts).
Aaron (10) - prbly the power
Rubes (9)
Ellie (7.5)
Chips (6)
Graham (-3)I really should be doing some work.
8 points too many there!
What's with the 0.5 for Ellie? She's gorgeous ya cheapo! Give her a full point!!! 
Yeah, cheers, Rubes. Thanks for leaping to my defence.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 15 2008, 4:10 PM BST8 points too many there!
And all for me.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 15 2008, 4:13 PM BSTYeah, cheers, Rubes. Thanks for leaping to my defence.
It's alright Graham. I know you're a hottie. 
*slides hand up leg*
Rawr.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 15 2008, 4:13 PM BSTYeah, cheers, Rubes. Thanks for leaping to my defence.
My mother always said it's better to remain slient than lie.
Love ya really!
*Asks Aaron for single emoticon which denotes initial grumpiness followed by warm blushing glow of vague embarrassment*
EDIT: For Ruby's post, that is. He can do it after he's finished with my leg.
He might be a while. I suggest having a cup of tea while he finishes off.