British Comedy Guide

That makes it worse, that makes it better.

I'm bored, and I'm supposed to be working so I thought I'd think of something to entertain myself.

In this game I type a sentence, and then you type a response that makes it worse or better. e.g.

I saw a cat today.

I kicked it. That makes it worse.

Out of the road, so it didn't get run over. That makes it better.

Ok first try,

I read the news today.

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2008, 8:56 PM BST

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I read the news today.

The ink didn't come off on my hands leaving a black smudge on my face... that made it better.

But I was auditioning to play Al Jolson, I didn't get the part.

That made it worse.

Laughing out loud

I had a wank today.

Whilst looking the mirror. That made it worse, much worse.

But I managed to hit the reflection of my face... which is my best score yet. Which made it better.

And then I took msyelf out for dinner, and spoke out how I was to spend the rest of my life with myself. I love me. That was even better.

But then the other customers saw me talking to myself and I was taken away by the men in white coats... that was worse.

And it turns out that they were in the BNP and they made me eat white jelly, with white ice cream until I was sick. That was even worse.

LOL.

I was sexually harassed on BSG.

But it was by EllieJP which made it better.

But she's into watersports, which made it worse.

Well I can't improve on that so a new start.

I got in a fight with a whale at Sea World.

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