So who you going to shoot? No one very significant 9e.g. Mugabe, Hitler, Thatcher). But any one else.
Me
1 Ben Elton just after Blackadder goes fourth. So he'll be a martyr to comedy for all time, and never make We will Rock you.
2 The inventor of Text speach, the inventor of the word 'innit.
3 Who ever decided Ami Winehouse was an interesting story.
But probably number 1.
Who you going to kill?
Might I suggest beating him with the butt end of the gun as well, just to be sure.
Awww!
Leave him alone!
I would shoot the person who invented the gun...and shoot him in the head.
Sylvester McCoy had some decent stories, and denoted his sinister side, by wearing a brown coat.
And oi trivial people only.
Mr gun i suspect is not at all trivial.
Old Bernie Manning!
I mgiht actually be able to enjoy doing that.
You'd have to go for his pie hole, I suspect it's his only weak spot.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 14 2008, 8:33 PM BSTI would shoot the person who invented the gun...and shoot him in the head.
But then you'd never of had the gun to shoot him in the head and so wouldn't of gone back to shoot him in the head, making a time loop wiping out the time continum. But could be worse I suppose.
I'd set him on fire first, and ask a succession of gay, black and Pakistani gentlemen if they wish to piss on him to put him out.
Quote: zooo @ July 14 2008, 8:39 PM BSTI'd set him on fire first, and ask a succession of gay, black and Pakistani gentlemen if they wish to piss on him to put him out.
Well then the time continum is safe in that case.
So Gavin who you gonna do in?
I don't think Bernard Manning is all that essential to any timelines...
Meh I think everything has panned out the way it has and regardless of who was in charge there are always bigger monsters to step into the shoes of the previous.
I suppose the chaos theoriest in me is curious to see what would happen if someone quite influencial simple never was...mmmm Isaac Newton Father of modern Physics.
You mad fool, no graivty we'd all float off into space like balloons/
Chris Langham after he completed People Like Us. I just can't watch the DVD anymore. 
Oh, and Jim Davidson as he walks out onto the New Faeces stage for the first time.