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Fight or flight? Page 4

Quote: Afinkawan @ July 14 2008, 1:36 PM BST

I do remember when they had the Alien Experience at the Trocadero. The first time an alien jumped out on us, my mate and I sprinted down the dark corridor chucking little kids behind us.

Don't know about you, but I'd love to see the CCTV footage of that.

Quote: Afinkawan @ July 14 2008, 1:36 PM BST

I do remember when they had the Alien Experience at the Trocadero. The first time an alien jumped out on us, my mate and I sprinted down the dark corridor chucking little kids behind us.

Laughing out loud

I'm imagining Indianna Jones-stylee sprinting.

Quote: chipolata @ July 14 2008, 1:01 PM BST

Don't get me wrong, I'd still do you. :O (I'm glad your moody ghost avatar is back, though).

You'd still do me? Wow - best chat up line ever... :P

Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 14 2008, 1:39 PM BST

Don't know about you, but I'd love to see the CCTV footage of that.

And me! Laughing out loud

I always tend to run unless other people are at risk and maybe I can help. I was in a pub once with my friend who was about 7 months preggers at the time for a friends' birthday. She accidently brushed past this guy who turned around and basically threaten to lay her out. A pregnant woman. She never looked so scared in her life. I went to her defence and asked the guy to lay off because she was pregnant. He carried on threatening her and said to me "What are you gonna do about it?". No one else leaped to our resuce so I closed my eyes and swung. I opened them again expecting to see him laughing at me. What I saw was him on the ground with blood gushing out of his face. I grabbed my friend and we ran (well quickly waddled) out of there!

Go you Rubes. I've never punched anyone before... go you!

The best bit was I think he was stunned to have been knock out by a girl in a floral dress and fake pearls.

Pregnant women are quite annoying, though. I'm not sure I approve of them being seen in public after about five months. Do us all a favour, stay inside.

Quote: chipolata @ July 14 2008, 2:18 PM BST

Pregnant women are quite annoying, though. I'm not sure I approve of them being seen in public after about five months. Do us all a favour, stay inside.

I reckon he's got some sort of bet going where he has to be smacked in the gob by a woman before 3pm.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 14 2008, 2:00 PM BST

You'd still do me? Wow - best chat up line ever... :P

And me! Laughing out loud

You changed your avatar for chips? Who appears to be suffering from a male form of pmt? Rubes - sort 'im out.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 14 2008, 2:55 PM BST

You changed your avatar for chips? Who appears to be suffering from a male form of pmt? Rubes - sort 'im out.

Now I don't know what to do. I need a whole new avatar!

Touch yourself and think of Simon. He'd like that.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 14 2008, 2:57 PM BST

Now I don't know what to do. I need a whole new avatar!

I have made you one. Here it is.

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Quote: Aaron @ July 14 2008, 3:05 PM BST

Touch yourself and think of Simon. He'd like that.

I get the impression nobodies ever touched themselves and thought of Simon.

*nobody's* Sigh, I didn't think PMT affected spelling.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 14 2008, 3:12 PM BST

I have made you one. Here it is.

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Awwww I love it! Thank you! :)

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