British Comedy Guide

Border line boilers. Page 2

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2008, 12:41 AM BST

Is Boris Johnson my boiler?

No, BoJo's great!

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2008, 12:41 AM BST

Is Boris Johnson my boiler?

I suppose, he's no oil painting but lots of women seem to want to Boris his Johnson.

Or give BJ a BJ,

I am the soul of wit.

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 12:39 AM BST

Right.

Jade Goody for one.

You cannot be serious. She's just a f**king ugly, fat old boiler - no borderline about it!

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 12:41 AM BST

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Kingston http://wijzeman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/alex_kingston.jpg

Alex Kingston who Played Dr River-song

Ahh, ok.

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 12:42 AM BST

As a borderline boiler, or border line retarded?

Bolderline?
Sick

Quote: David Chapman @ July 13 2008, 12:44 AM BST

You cannot be serious. She's just a f**king ugly, fat old boiler - no borderline about it!

You're point being? :D

That old bloke on Grumpy Old Men who I think was the posh one in Rising Damp.

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 12:39 AM BST

Right.

Jade Goody for one.

Aye, I know what you mean. Not the most flattering picture here though...

Image
Quote: David Chapman @ July 13 2008, 12:44 AM BST

You cannot be serious. She's just a f**king ugly, fat old boiler - no borderline about it!

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7503/26436prev5621818fj1dn9vf.jpg

I dunno, looks ok to me.

Like Billi Pipers dirty, ill educated trollop of a sister.

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 12:30 AM BST

Liz Sladen

A timeless classic. Boiler? Pfft!

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2008, 12:45 AM BST

That old bloke on Grumpy Old Men who I think was the posh one in Rising Damp.

Don Warrington?

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 12:46 AM BST

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7503/26436prev5621818fj1dn9vf.jpg

I dunno, looks ok to me.

Like Billi Pipers dirty, ill educated trollop of a sister.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2008, 12:45 AM BST

That old bloke on Grumpy Old Men who I think was the posh one in Rising Damp.

The posh one? Oh, you mean the n...

:D

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 12:46 AM BST

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7503/26436prev5621818fj1dn9vf.jpg

I dunno, looks ok to me.

Like Billi Pipers dirty, ill educated trollop of a sister.

Crossed with a Calypo ice lolly!

Oh, and Natalie 'Sonja from EastEnders' Cassidy - she's another on the list.

Quote: Timbo @ July 13 2008, 12:47 AM BST

The posh one? Oh, you mean the n...

...ice coloured gentleman?

Weren't expecting that from me, were you? ;)

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 12:48 AM BST

Crossed with a Calypo ice lolly.

Laughing out loud

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