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Border line boilers.

Go on admit, we all have those sordid little fantasies. Don't think your good looking enough for Keira Knightly, but you can imagine that Helen Mirren isn't so fussy?

Or maybe the idea that Madonna hasn't just got a tight bottom, but as a mum of 3 could make you eggy sandwiches with the crusts cut off?

And girls, David Tenant might be unreachable but how about Tom Baker, his snowy haired predecessor? Maybe Pierce Brosnan with his lush grey, hairy chest, and an extra big jar of face cream?

So come on who are your border line boilers, the older, uglier, weirder celebs you just might given half a chance.

My first few.

Liz Sladen and Felicity Kendall, Julia Sawalha, and that woman with the big boobs in Silence in the Library.

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 12:30 AM BST

Go on admit, we all have those sordid little fantasies. Don't think your good looking enough for Keira Knightly, but you can imagine that Helen Mirren isn't so fussy?

Or maybe the idea that Madonna hasn't just got a tight bottom, but as a mum of 3 could make you eggy sandwiches with the crusts cut off?

And girls, David Tenant might be unreachable but how about Tom Baker, his snowy haired predecessor? Maybe Pierce Brosnan with his lush grey, hairy chest, and an extra big jar of face cream?

So come on who are your border line boilers, the older, uglier, weirder celebs you just might given half a chance.

My first few.

Liz Sladen and Felicity Kendall, Julia Swahilla, and that woman with the big boobs in Silence in the Library.

I wouldn't say Felicity Kendall or Julie Sawalha were rough!

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 12:30 AM BST

Julia Sawalha

!?!?!?! On what planet does Julia count as anything close to a 'boiler'? She's gorgeous.

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 12:30 AM BST

that woman with the big boobs in Silence in the Library.

Erm...?

Quote: Aaron @ July 13 2008, 12:34 AM BST

!?!?!?! On what planet does Julia count as anything close to a 'boiler'? She's gorgeous.

Her sister's a bit ropey, but Julia is quite lovely.

Thomas Jefferson played by Stephen Dillane in "John Adams".

I'm also still in love with Richard Feynman.

Wow, I apologise, ok it's my personal fantasy. She see's herself described as a borderline boiler on a website, and drives striaght round to the Sooty cave to prove me wrong.

I suppose I was going with the size zero plastic surgery ridden media vision of beauty.

Besdies I'm not about to write Fern Brittan.

I'mn glad some one else fancies Felicity sweet as Kendall mint cake.

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 12:36 AM BST

Wow, I apologise, ok it's my personal fantasy. She see's herself described as a borderline boiler on a website, and drives striaght round to the Sooty cave to prove me wrong.

Laughing out loud

Several times, as I was very wrong.

Hmm. Boilers...

Oh yes! Did anyone notice Chris Addison say 'biffer' on Lab Rats on the very day we all learned it was even a word?

Right.

Jade Goody for one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Kingston http://wijzeman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/alex_kingston.jpg

Alex Kingston who Played Dr River-song

Is Boris Johnson my boiler?

Haven't we done this before?

Mine would be Magenta Devine or Jenny Eclair. Or even maybe Viv from Emmerdale.

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 12:39 AM BST

Right.

Jade Goody for one.

As a borderline boiler, or border line retarded?

Quote: David Chapman @ July 13 2008, 12:41 AM BST

Haven't we done this before?

Mine would be Magenta Devine or Jenny Eclair. Or even maybe Viv from Emmerdale.

Probably, and Viz certianly has.

I've always fancied Viv from Emmerdale.

Incredible pair of pins for a woman in her 50s.

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