BORIS JOHNSON IS ON HIS PHONE
Ya Dave, sorry about hiring Ray Lewis, him being a crook in all.
PAUSE
But they, all look a like to me.
PAUSE
Any way I've hired a new Black Deputy Mayor; he's put millions on a diet, he's an expert on violent crime, and he's ace at winning elections.
ROBERT MUGABE
ROBERT
Hello Boris you stuipid, drunken homosexual, it is I Robert Mugabe I will run the city for ever!
BORIS
Hooray super long holiday for Boris.
It's like sooty bingo.
I dont know where to start......
No need for a rewrite, just buy a shredder.
Did you watch Mock the Week last night? I forget who dunnit, but they dunnit better.
Nah never liked the show, seemed like a Kwiksave version of HIGNFY
Besides dropping Mugabe into any election skit seems pretty common place.
who's better at satire Kwiksave or Asda
ASDA I guess as Kwiksave are out of business.
I stole a whole pallet of punchlines about John Major from the skip round the back of mine after it closed.
Albeit the ASDA smart price gags on Gordon Brown are pretty poor.
Ah you are mocking my signature!
HeHe. Only kidding, I've actually always been quite jealous of your 'The ASDA of satire' sig, as I thought I could use it myself.
In fact it's probably the finest thing you've ever written
Ooh ouch, a sting sir, a veritable touch!
The Lidl of giggles?
The Aldi of hilarity.
Ooh nice
Al-die hil-ari-tie
The Waitrose of prose?
See, I just dont have your touch.
That's beautiful, seriousely it's a very good joke.
The Marks and Sparks of Jokes and Larks.
The Morrisons of...
Dammit!
Tesco Value Comedian?
Quote: David Bussell @ July 11 2008, 4:27 PM BSTThe Morrisons of...
Dammit!
The Morrisons of merriment or maybe, merry sons