2 GUYS ARE WAITING
GUY1
Sorry don't mind me asking, but are you also on the team?
GUY2
Yes, I am Mohammed Al Fayed seeker of truth, scourge of the house of Windsor, and seller of posh pants.
GUY1
And I am commandante Abso-lute-buffoony of the Pria de Luz police force, I wander what job they want us both to do?
A WOMAN WALKS ON.
WOMAN
Ah good the UNs team for investigating Benazir Bhutto's assassination is here.
GUY1
It was suicide.
GUY2
It was Prince Philip.