British Comedy Guide

UN investigation

2 GUYS ARE WAITING

GUY1

Sorry don't mind me asking, but are you also on the team?

GUY2

Yes, I am Mohammed Al Fayed seeker of truth, scourge of the house of Windsor, and seller of posh pants.

GUY1

And I am commandante Abso-lute-buffoony of the Pria de Luz police force, I wander what job they want us both to do?

A WOMAN WALKS ON.

WOMAN

Ah good the UNs team for investigating Benazir Bhutto's assassination is here.

GUY1

It was suicide.

GUY2

It was Prince Philip.

Brill. And I haven't used that word for 23 years.

Quill. That was pretty good, simple and direct punchlines. Nice one.

Yes, short, sharp and funny.

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