DAVID DAVIS IS BEING INTERVIEWED.
JOURNALIST
Mr Davis what do you say to people who say that your re-election was a joke? As you only ran against joke parties?
DAVID
Nonsense; the Gay British Nazis for Aryan homosexuality party, the Ms Razzle feel my tits party, and of course the David Ike, stop all Space Lizards party are very serious competitors.
JOURNALIST
But the Liberals, and Labour refused to run against you.
DAVID
I told you, there were no joke parties to distract the voters. I could have done with Unsound Brown, and 30 in the bed Clegg.
JOURNALIST
And now over to Glasgow East where it's turning into a 3 horse race between Labour, the Conservatives, and the current favourite. Mad Jack Mc shit-me-pants, a long term street drinker, and head of the "Spare some change ya bastard pary"
