I wish I could get a job writing adverts. Here's my attempt at a Tresemme one:
"I couldn't control my hair, I was at my wit's end.
My friend recommended her stylist Leo. I looked like a poodle - it was out to here! Leo said no problem, and used new Tresemme salon silk shampoo and conditioner. He said it had vitamins and almonds oil in it. Then he touched me.
My friend said the same had happened to her, but if I went along with it I'd get a free bottle of Tresemme moisturising and infinite body lotion. For a long time I didn't say anything. Then Tresemme brought out their new extreme curling range with nourishing oils and all natural fruit extracts and I became pregnant."
